Oct 08, 2004 23:31
Bale on the Iceland Batman Begins Filming: "It's f***ing cold in Iceland."
brilliantly stated, christian. brilliant.
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at work, later in the evening, a thought popped into my head that made me chuckle. i was peeved because i have to close tonight and saturday, then open on sunday. the phrase "life kicks wicks in the balls" popped into my head, and i continued the thought with an unnecessary "literally." this gave me pause. the idea of life becoming a corporeal entity just to kick me in the stones struck me as humorous. just imagine: all of my sum memories, experiences, knowledge, and relationships, plus time and space as we know it coming together in the shape of a boot to give me a wicked nut punt. in the background would be every song i've ever loved or hated; every word, phrase, and sentence playing back as i moan out the "guh-ahhhhh-ohhh" that comes with getting kicked in the scrum-diddily-umptious... it would be a sight both awesome and terrible, beautiful and horrifying. in the end, however, it would simply be another guy getting hit in the balls.