Jun 09, 2008 09:05
[Watari sounds very proud of himself]
Mm...well, in light of a very special day today, I've taken a bit of a break from my normal projects to reinvent...well, not the wheel, admittedly, but something similarly universal in function. And I've improved on and supplemented the original design!
[Footsteps, then it turns to video, to reveal Watari grinning like a pleased four-year-old next to a small hut out behind Tent 8. The door of the little hut is open, to reveal a magnificent toilet, made of polished wood with accents of some unidentifiable stones that shift color at random. There are big, glowing buttons (don't you always need big, glowing buttons?), with little labels by them; they can't be read at this distance. Watari waves.]
Happy Birthday, Trish-san!
new project,
a bit of human empathy,
status quo restored,
down to business,
pfft dramatic tension,
nerdish glee,
inventing!,
for the good of mankind!