Ugh!
Dear Officemates,
Just because we have cubicles and you cannot see me, does not mean that
I cannot hear every inane word that comes out of your mouths. I do not
care about the insignificant details of your lives, for example: your
niece's STD, your boyfriend's brother's new job, your most recent fight
with your husband/wife, how much you bench press, what GED course your idiot child needs to sign up for, etc. Please, for the
sake of my productivity and my sanity, keep the volume down.
Most sincerely,
Annoyed employee
Just because we have cubicles and you cannot see me, does not mean that
I cannot hear every inane word that comes out of your mouths. I do not
care about the insignificant details of your lives, for example: your
niece's STD, your boyfriend's brother's new job, your most recent fight
with your husband/wife, how much you bench press, what GED course your idiot child needs to sign up for, etc. Please, for the
sake of my productivity and my sanity, keep the volume down.
Most sincerely,
Annoyed employee