FANFIC - Another Sunday Morning [Uruha/Aoi]
Title : Another Sunday Morning
Author : kanonkuroii
Chapter : Oneshot
Genre : fail crack
Pairing : Uruha/Aoi
Rating : PG-13
Warning : SUPER BAD ENGLISH!!, unbetaed, unplotted, shortness, absurd ending
Disclaimer : Aoi belongs to Uruha and Uruha belongs to Aoi. and the story is belongs to meeee!!!
Summary: Today is just like another happy Sunday morning for Uruha before suddenly he confronted with an unexpected sight.
Today is just like another happy Sunday morning for Uruha before suddenly he confronted with an unexpected sight. His sexy brunette boyfriend is standing infront of his doorframe and he was coloring his hair pink. Fucking P I N K.
“WHO ARE YOUUUUU!!!!” Uruha scream very loudly and his voice echoed throughout the apartment building.
“Stop that drama queen act Uruha. It’s me. You don’t have to scream at your boyfriend in the morning.” Aoi stares at Uruha annoyingly. He couldn’t believe that his-so-manly-boyfriend is screaming like a girl. And you called that manly. Irony…
“But-but-the last time I checked, my boyfriend have a sexy black hair. Where is he now?!” He keeps shouting and shaking Aoi’s shoulder harshly, makes the supposed to be sexy black hair boyfriend head dizzy.
“Stop that you stupid blond ducky mouth!! You’re over reacted! I only dyed my hair pink! Why do you looked so panicked?!” Aoi removing both his lovers hand from his poor shoulder.
Aoi could not believe it, he dyes his hair pink because he wants to change his image, he didn’t want to look old. That’s why he changes his hair color so he can be more confident about himself. And what did he get from his lovely boyfriend? Not some support but shouting and screaming like a girl. He really wants to smack his boyfriend with airplane. Sadly, he can’t lift an airplane because it’s so damn heavy. So he just shoving his boyfriend aside and enters into Uruha’s apartment without permission. Uruha, who finally got his manly soul back, closed his doors and stomping into his living room, where Aoi sit on his sofa comfortably.
“Said again, Aoi. Why you changed your hair color?” Uruha sat beside Aoi on the sofa and turning his head so he’s face to face with Aoi right now.
Aoi sighed quietly before finally speaks; “I want to change my image, Uru. I don’t want to look old when I’m standing beside you.” Aoi pouted cutely and played with his tip shirt.
Hearing his lover’s reason makes Uruha’s heart fall in an instant. His lover was doing this for him. Finally he pulls his lovers into his embrace and patting his now-pinky-haired-boyfriend head’s awkwardly. He was not familiar with his lover's new hair.
“Honey, you don’t have to change for me. I love you just the way you are…”
“But you didn’t like my new hair…” Aoi cut Uruha’s speech.
“Err-I’m just shocked okay?! It’s different.” Uruha clearing his throat before he continued his speech; “The point is, I will always love you eventhough you dyed your hair pink, blue, even green. I will always love you eventhough you remove your lip ring. I will always love you eventhough you put those stupid nose thud…” he got Aoi’s punch at his arms.
“I know you always hate it when I changed my image!! Dumb fool.” Aoi shoot a death glare at his beloved lover.
“Well… not always…” Uruha kissed Aoi’s forehead softly. “…But I still love you anyway.”
Aoi smiled at his lover’s cutely before he kiss Uruha’s nose. His lovers always like this. Always tease him until he angry before he eases it with his sweet talk, and Aoi always fall for the same trick everytime. But he never regrets it though. He felt Uruha’s breathe on his neck before he licks it slowly, trying to pleasure Aoi. He fell hot breathe on his ears before Uruha whispering softly;
“When I saw you with your black hair, I always feel happy in my pants. But now, when I saw your pink hair…” One lick.
“…I feel like pedophile because I screwed a underage man.”
And that’s all Aoi could take before he’s screaming so loud right in his lover’s ears.
“I HATE YOU URUHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
a/n here I am, having a bad headache, PMS, moody, and yet I make some crack fanfic =___________=;
I hope you understand my fail joke, because I make this only 15 minutes. I want to sleep but I can't sleep and I just grab my laptop and write this. how absurd I am?! and sorry for another lame title, I already tried my best I swear *cross fingers* I hope I could made your day. and sorry for my english because english is not my first or second or third or fourth language (I always said this on my fanfic, am I?)
well then, good night *cover my self with blanket*
Author : kanonkuroii
Chapter : Oneshot
Genre : fail crack
Pairing : Uruha/Aoi
Rating : PG-13
Warning : SUPER BAD ENGLISH!!, unbetaed, unplotted, shortness, absurd ending
Disclaimer : Aoi belongs to Uruha and Uruha belongs to Aoi. and the story is belongs to meeee!!!
Summary: Today is just like another happy Sunday morning for Uruha before suddenly he confronted with an unexpected sight.
Today is just like another happy Sunday morning for Uruha before suddenly he confronted with an unexpected sight. His sexy brunette boyfriend is standing infront of his doorframe and he was coloring his hair pink. Fucking P I N K.
“WHO ARE YOUUUUU!!!!” Uruha scream very loudly and his voice echoed throughout the apartment building.
“Stop that drama queen act Uruha. It’s me. You don’t have to scream at your boyfriend in the morning.” Aoi stares at Uruha annoyingly. He couldn’t believe that his-so-manly-boyfriend is screaming like a girl. And you called that manly. Irony…
“But-but-the last time I checked, my boyfriend have a sexy black hair. Where is he now?!” He keeps shouting and shaking Aoi’s shoulder harshly, makes the supposed to be sexy black hair boyfriend head dizzy.
“Stop that you stupid blond ducky mouth!! You’re over reacted! I only dyed my hair pink! Why do you looked so panicked?!” Aoi removing both his lovers hand from his poor shoulder.
Aoi could not believe it, he dyes his hair pink because he wants to change his image, he didn’t want to look old. That’s why he changes his hair color so he can be more confident about himself. And what did he get from his lovely boyfriend? Not some support but shouting and screaming like a girl. He really wants to smack his boyfriend with airplane. Sadly, he can’t lift an airplane because it’s so damn heavy. So he just shoving his boyfriend aside and enters into Uruha’s apartment without permission. Uruha, who finally got his manly soul back, closed his doors and stomping into his living room, where Aoi sit on his sofa comfortably.
“Said again, Aoi. Why you changed your hair color?” Uruha sat beside Aoi on the sofa and turning his head so he’s face to face with Aoi right now.
Aoi sighed quietly before finally speaks; “I want to change my image, Uru. I don’t want to look old when I’m standing beside you.” Aoi pouted cutely and played with his tip shirt.
Hearing his lover’s reason makes Uruha’s heart fall in an instant. His lover was doing this for him. Finally he pulls his lovers into his embrace and patting his now-pinky-haired-boyfriend head’s awkwardly. He was not familiar with his lover's new hair.
“Honey, you don’t have to change for me. I love you just the way you are…”
“But you didn’t like my new hair…” Aoi cut Uruha’s speech.
“Err-I’m just shocked okay?! It’s different.” Uruha clearing his throat before he continued his speech; “The point is, I will always love you eventhough you dyed your hair pink, blue, even green. I will always love you eventhough you remove your lip ring. I will always love you eventhough you put those stupid nose thud…” he got Aoi’s punch at his arms.
“I know you always hate it when I changed my image!! Dumb fool.” Aoi shoot a death glare at his beloved lover.
“Well… not always…” Uruha kissed Aoi’s forehead softly. “…But I still love you anyway.”
Aoi smiled at his lover’s cutely before he kiss Uruha’s nose. His lovers always like this. Always tease him until he angry before he eases it with his sweet talk, and Aoi always fall for the same trick everytime. But he never regrets it though. He felt Uruha’s breathe on his neck before he licks it slowly, trying to pleasure Aoi. He fell hot breathe on his ears before Uruha whispering softly;
“When I saw you with your black hair, I always feel happy in my pants. But now, when I saw your pink hair…” One lick.
“…I feel like pedophile because I screwed a underage man.”
And that’s all Aoi could take before he’s screaming so loud right in his lover’s ears.
“I HATE YOU URUHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
a/n here I am, having a bad headache, PMS, moody, and yet I make some crack fanfic =___________=;
I hope you understand my fail joke, because I make this only 15 minutes. I want to sleep but I can't sleep and I just grab my laptop and write this. how absurd I am?! and sorry for another lame title, I already tried my best I swear *cross fingers* I hope I could made your day. and sorry for my english because english is not my first or second or third or fourth language (I always said this on my fanfic, am I?)
well then, good night *cover my self with blanket*