[dream] Week 5, Day 6

[revengeisalie]

WARNING: Rated R for sexual and potentially disturbing content and utter, utter crack. Neither work- nor brainsafe.

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[Video]

[smiling_umino]

[The first thing Iruka does once the dream ends and he is left feeling a little numb from the shock and slight arousal weight between his legs. Seeing all these dreams, he is sure that it's like that time. That time when everyone had been stuck in a rut of sexual-dreams and fantasies and love --

But this.

No, this makes Iruka feel embarrassed, a little bit red around the tips of his ears and nose. A little bit squeamish and flattered, under all the what-the-hell-why-my-life reasoning that is popping left and right in his head.

How many more before it all stops? How many times must he relieve himself before? Why is he even watching these things again? What benefit is he deriving from it other than the fact that by the evening, he's fairly sure he'll just go to sleep and not want sex. Maybe. It might be wiser to watch everything in one go and let it be.

Right?

But why me?!Uhmm ... Rin-san ... I

[voice]

[revengeisalie]

[There's a voice. Rin is supposed to be alone in the room, yet there is a voice. Her first reaction, intrinsic, instinctual, is to scream. Loudly. Like so:]

AAAHHHHHHHH!

[It is only after she started screaming that her brain chimes in. Remember the Hitomi, it says, and also: you know that voice.

She knows that voice, yes... and the Hitomi.

He's speaking to her over the Hitomi.

By now she's stopped screaming, but her hands are still holding her head while she's lying there and not moving altogether very much. Except for her eyes that take on a certain similarity to sake cups as she starts realizing just what this all means.

The Hitomi recorded my dream.

Her face flushes hot and bright red, and she rolls over to get the Hitomi. There it is. Video, too. Well, sorry, Iruka. She's too embarassed to show her face right now, but voice, she can do, so she clicks the according buttons to make it so. She's learned pretty well.]

Ah, I-Iruka-san. Uhm. Sorry for screaming your ears off just now. It's fine.

Uh, thanks?[There, she laughs

[voice]

[smiling_umino]

[Of course, he has clearly interrupted her privacy. And of course, he responds in kind.

And had he been in front of her, he would have probably bowed so low, his spine would snap in half.]

Please forgive me for scaring you! I did not mean to do so!

[Well, this is awkward.]

[voice]

[revengeisalie]

[Rin takes her previous thoughts back at this. How can this man be untrustworthy? His apology sounds so sincere it puts a small smile on her face, even as she's still catching her breath from screaming.]

It's okay! I just... I guess I'm a little touchy lately... must be the weather.

[Yeah, sure, the weather. Act like things are normal. Don't think too much, just keep doing, keep talking.]

[voice]

[smiling_umino]

[Most excellent! Clearly, she is a smart woman who is either well versed in diversionary speech tactics or she is just as embarrassed as he is.

But of course she is! Imagine! The privacy of decent young woman, invaded by these - these things.

And you! You! You shameless bastard!]

Yes. It's getting very warm these days. I suppose the heat is to blame. At this time, some iced tea would be nice, don't you think~?

[What in the gods' name are you even talking about?!]

[voice]

[revengeisalie]

[Very nice, very nice of him indeed to catch the lure and continue talking about the wheather.

However, he lost her at "iced tea". She makes a hm kind of sound, all the while very glad to have something trivial to focus on.]

Iced tea? What's that supposed to be?

[Sometimes, she did drink her tea cold if she was too lazy to warm it up, but purposefully icing it seems like a strange idea.]

[voice]

[smiling_umino]

[Now wait a minute. She did not know iced-tea? Well, this is where it'll probably be less awkward, because Iruka actually forgets the awkward moment there and focuses with all the concentration of a monk at the topic at hand: Iced Tea.]

Oh! Basically, it's tea! Only very cold as opposed to hot. Basically, you brew your tea - preferably black, the flavor is a lot stronger - and you chill it! You can sweeten it with honey or syrup, maybe add some lemons or mint leaf, or a fruit of your choice. Very refreshing on a hot day --

[Wait. Wait!]

I can't believe you haven't tried it!

[voice]

[revengeisalie]

[Rin listens closely to his explanation, nodding and "um"-ing along. She's not quite sure how they got to this point so quickly, but she's a lot more comfortable and less embarassed now.

Iruka is a good man, she decides.]

Guess it's not so popular where I'm from. I mean, we do drink cold tea...

[voice]

[smiling_umino]

[One day, he will look back at this and laugh himself stupid till he's reduced to nothing but tears. And then he'll pat himself in the back and say, 'good job, you!' for successfully thwarting such an awkward moment.

Or something.

One day.]

Hmm~ You can probably make it here, though! It would help on days ... like ... like these!

[Still, the fact still remains that Iruka is the object of ... Rin-san's ... why my life?!]

[voice]

[revengeisalie]

Yeah... probably!

[She gives a short laugh.]

Though I don't think that's really top priority right now...

[That was what the practical side of her mind had to remark, and it stood at war with that part of her that, right now (and anytime, actually), wanted to just snack on sweets until she was sick. Yes, she'd love to eat some ten desserts right now.

She can't help sighing a little thinking of it.]

[voice]

[smiling_umino]

[Iruka understands. Oh how he understands. The silence that is pregnant shows this.]

Rin-san ...

[And the words, they come out sincerely.]

It will pass. Eventually. This entire thing ...

[voice]

[revengeisalie]

[Oh, how she'd like to believe it. Would she ever love to believe it.

For now, she can pretend, at least.]

Mh... thank you.