[If he was anywhere near Gil, Break would be heard laughing till his ribs hurt. As it is however he's out in town and earning quite a lot of odd looks.]
[This dream is priceless and his representation was spot on too. Oh this demands a follow up]
[Break decides to go with audio for added effect and says a single word.]
[Now there's just a silent weep. Gilbert throws the Hitomi away and stares at it in panic, before pressing himself towards the wall, rapidly looking around.]
[Alright, he -- he has to find it before he goes insane. Slowly, very slowly, he moves towards the closet... opens the door and peeks in, ready to jump back.]
[This dream is priceless and his representation was spot on too. Oh this demands a follow up]
[Break decides to go with audio for added effect and says a single word.]
Meow~
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[IT WAS NOT A DREAM.]
[IT IS REAL. EVERYONE IS A CAT AND THEY'RE TALKING TO HIM.]
[Here, have Gilbert screaming like a highschool cheerleader in the face of a rat, loud and long and utterly terrified.]
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[once calm he starts purring over the Hitomi wanting to see how far he can go.]
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[The cat, it's somewhere here. WATCHING HIM.]
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[Followed by the sound of licking, slow and drawn out.]
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[Nothing.]
[Now he's crawling towards the window.]
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[--was that human laughter?!]
...
[Oh dammit.]
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
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On the hahaha contrary. That was the funniest thing I've seen in months~ Meowww~
[And laughing some more now. Oh he's gonna need new ribs.]
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[Of course.]
BREAK!!
[/cue the tone the villain uses to shout out the hero's name right before falling/exploding/sinking to his doom or something]
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It took you long enough. Why I almost feel insulted~
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It's -- you -- why would you do that?!
[NOT FUNNY]
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How could I not? You presented me with such a golden opportunity after all.
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Just-- damn you!
[He realizes perfectly well that it's way too late to save face so he just yells out his frustration. Or something.]
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[He's fighting the urge to laugh.]
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I've managed so far.
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