[video post] week 25, day 5
[Here we see Jack, swearing savagely under his breath, using words that would make Martha wash his mouth out with soap if she heard him. He is expressing his opinion of trees, grass, dirt, leaves, bugs, and nature in general. A country boy he is not.]
If this is some sort of reality show publicity stunt, my agent is fired. From everything. Forever.
All right, first, I want some answers. Where am I? What is going on? And most importantly, whose stupid idea was this? This is no way to treat a future King. The media will hear about this. I have contacts, you know! If this little jaunt is making me miss any important duels, there is going to be hell to pay - and trust me, I know exactly what that entails.
[He is pacing now, his long coat flapping behind him, swirling in dramatic arcs with each turn.]
Right. Here is what I want. I want transportation back to where I came from. I want compensation for the time I've lost.
And while we're at it, someone get me a cup of coffee!
[He turns again, and this time the hem of his coat catches on a prickly shrub and hangs there. Jack's monologue ends in a fresh round of snarls as he attempts to untangle himself from the vicious plant life.]
If this is some sort of reality show publicity stunt, my agent is fired. From everything. Forever.
All right, first, I want some answers. Where am I? What is going on? And most importantly, whose stupid idea was this? This is no way to treat a future King. The media will hear about this. I have contacts, you know! If this little jaunt is making me miss any important duels, there is going to be hell to pay - and trust me, I know exactly what that entails.
[He is pacing now, his long coat flapping behind him, swirling in dramatic arcs with each turn.]
Right. Here is what I want. I want transportation back to where I came from. I want compensation for the time I've lost.
And while we're at it, someone get me a cup of coffee!
[He turns again, and this time the hem of his coat catches on a prickly shrub and hangs there. Jack's monologue ends in a fresh round of snarls as he attempts to untangle himself from the vicious plant life.]