IC voicemail

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This serves as the master post for all character's Hitomi voicemails. Each character should reply to this post with their character journal, with their character's name in the subject line of their post. You may, if you like, have a customized voicemail message in this original post (something along the lines of "You've reached ______, leave a

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ROKUDO MUKURO

[fakehumanity]

[In lieu of a normal voicemail message, there is the sound of a man's voice, humming a few bars of a strangely catchy song.]

[Week 16, Day 4] (while Mukuro is out)

[fakeorgans]

[ Playing this for you to hear. ]

[fakehumanity]

[... Is that so.]

He is a terribly immature sort, isn't he.

[Going to pretend that nothing weird was implied in the message, because, well. It's not so very unusual for Mukuro to - fraternize, let us say. An appropriate term, unlike the rather more dramatic terms to which Chrome is likely going, god damn him.]

You needn't be frightened, Chrome. He is unlikely to find us easily.

[fakeorgans]

He found you.

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

[Thus begins a series of voicemails.]

Mukuro-kun, you're singing voice is kind of weird~.

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

[Then a few minutes after that:]

Mukuro-kun, you've been kind of quiet lately, huh~?

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

[and another few minutes after that:]

.. Mukuro-kun did I rough you up that bad~?

[He laughs.]

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

You know Mukuro-kun~.

I had a really bad morning, so I thought you might cheer me up~.

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

Aahhh~~! I had marshmallows for breakfast Mukuro-kun, and I had some of Reborn's coffee~.

[He pauses.]

Don't tell him, OK~?

[Week 17, day 6] 1/2

[fakehumanity]

[He's not going to stop.

Is he.]

[Week 17, day 6]

[fakehumanity]

[In his most convincing "I am entirely unperturbed and perhaps slightly amused by your antics, and am in now way completely exhausted and irritated" voice:]

Keeps you on a short leash, does he?

[It could stand to be a bit shorter, frankly.]

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

Not really~.

He's just possessive of his coffee~.

[He snickers.]

Is there something wrong, Mukuro-kun, you sound off~.

[Week 17, day 6]

[fakehumanity]

[He most certainly does not sound off, thank you kindly.]

Do I, now.

I am a busy man, you realize.

[Actually, Mukuro is in bed right now, taking the day off. He has been feeling slightly under the weather lately. Too much excitement, perhaps.]

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

Ah and here I was under the impression you were just lazy and had Chrome-chan do everything for you~.

[Yes, he's going there and no, he doesn't much care.]

[Week 17, day 6]

[fakehumanity]

If only I had a hookah to lounge around with, I suppose I could be the very embodiment of uselessness.

[Week 17, day 6]

[soreloserchan]

[This is Byakuran's best 'you don't make me want to punch a baby' voice:]

It might go well with that trident of yours~. You'd finally finish that old sea hag look, hm~?