[Week 15, Day 5] [Video] Let The Wild Goose Chase Commence
[Screen opens on a chicken. Some of you may have already seen this chicken. Sleek hat, noble gait, smooth cluck - yes.. You know this chicken. Either that or this chicken may seem oddly familiar to you and maybe you just can't figure out why
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I don't think anyone knows anyone here that has white feathers like that. But maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention. You should really consider being more specific if you want to ask a bunch of strangers about a stranger. At the very least you could give a name. Otherwise people are just going to think you're a crazy creepy emo kid that likes chickens too much.
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Oy, for STARTERS, the man's fucking name is Cross.
and SECONDS, I don't fucking like chickens unless they are IN MY MOUTH FOR DINNER.
[Then he eyes him suspciously]
And I'm damn sure I'm not whatever the hell 'emo' is either.
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Ah. You mean the dirty old man. I never thought he looked like a chicken. But if you think so, I guess I could kind of see it. But isn't that insulting to the chicken?
[He pauses for a moment to think to himself.]
Actually, maybe goth. Yeah, you seem the violent type. Goth would suit you better.
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Violent he understands though. And he's okay with that one. In fact he likes it. So if goth means violent, then please, refer to him that way. In fact he might even look a bit puffed up now.]
...hmph. Dirty old man sounds right. [Smirks] Know where I can find him?
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The last time I talked to him he was giving really bad instructions on what to do if someone were to run into something called an Akuma. He wasn't very helpful at all, but I expected as much from a dirty old man.
[He pauses for a minute, a bit of consideration.]
You know, I think there's actually a lot of people who know him. But because it's rather obvious you don't like him for some reason, they won't tell you. If you want to find someone in order to kill them, you have to pretend to be a friend of their's trying to look for them innocently and make sure no one that knows your true intentions can see what you're doing. You'd kinda suck at being an assassin you know.
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Screw 'em. I'll find him with or without their help.
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But not yet. I need him to do shit first.
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[Here's where Fran takes a minute to add up the facts he knows so far. Comparing the mentality of the dirty old man to the mentality of the goth. And...]
You're kind of screwed. Unless you change your ways and try a new approach, I really don't think you're going to get anywhere with whatever you're trying to do. Much less get close enough to him to kill him.
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I've killed tons of people. I think I know how to do it JUST FINE.
[Flips him off BECAUSE HE CAN]
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But you know, going after people like the dirty old man, just how long have you been trying to get him? I'd bet you haven't gotten close, huh? There's a difference between killing people and knowing how to kill people. A small child can kill someone after all, it's really not that hard. People are pretty pathetically fragile and even the simplest things could kill someone. But if it's someone who's used to things like that, they're not so easy.
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