[Somewhat accidental video: Week 9, day 6 | Early evening] Slightly cloudy with a chance of doom
[There is a weary-looking Allen on the screen when it comes on, although he's looking not at it but slightly over and to the side. The screen also seems to be... shaking slightly. And rumbling like... purring?]
Hello. Ah, I know this is probably a strange question, but...
[Some uncomfortable shifting; he's sitting cross-legged in his uniform on the ( Read more... )
[This sight of Lenalee almost, almost reminds him of being chibified. Just almost though, because this is worse and THERE IS NO DAMN SCIENCE DIVISION HERE.]
[What means this is all Beansprout's fault. He should have known better than to refuse the offer to stay with them. That guy can't be trusted on anything, and even less taking care of Lenalee.]
[Have a truly murderous look on the screen.]
YOU. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER.
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Kanda, you are very nearly the last person in the world he wants to talk to about this.]
I didn't do ANYTHING. It just happened, alright?! I'm trying to find a way to reverse it!
[There is a confused mewl in the background and a startled sound from Allen, followed by some shuffling as if moving with Timcanpy. Using a golem with her like this isn't easy...]
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Pathetic excuses. It's ALWAYS your fault, Beansprout. Did your fucking curse rub off on her. FIX IT. NOW.
[More glaring.]
[Beansprout obviously did this with indecent intentions towards Lenalee. Oh, if only Komui and his robots were here. But they're not, and somebody has to do the work, obviously.]
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I. Just. Said. I. Was. Trying.
[Pause to grimace.]
And it's Allen.
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Then try harder, Beansprout.
[Pause, then the screen shakes as if the Hitomi was dropped on the ground, now nicely showing Kanda's boots.]
Enough of this shit. I'm taking care of this.
[The boots stomp off, and it's pretty clear where he's heading.]
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Kanda? Kanda!
[... Shit.]
Answer me, damnit!
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Damnit.
He was probably in Hisato as well, knowing his luck, and Allen glanced around the room quickly to survey. Kanda coming. Explosive-tempered, angry Kanda with a wooden house, Lenalee inside, irrational, damned idiotic, muscle-headed swordfreak of a...
Kanda, you ass. Always making things difficult.
Deciding meeting rage head on outside was better than inside, Allen grimaced a bit to himself and very quickly slid the door open to step outside and brace himself for the arrival.
... and resist the urge tear his hair out in the meantime. Damnit, Kanda.]
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[Not much more than five minutes later, quite angry looking Kanda is in front of the little house of his.. comrades.]
[And of course, he's greeted by the sight of Beansprout out in the yard. Just great.]
[Well, he's not allowing this evil plan to progress any further.]
Where is she.
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She's inside and fine.
[He's not the sort of person to cross his arms, but his posture and set of jaw radiate similarly.]
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[Now he's certain Beansprout is doing this on purpose. Second time in ten minutes he wishes Komui was here to smite all the perverts going after his sister. No seriously.]
[Hand on Mugen now.]
Step aside.
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No.
[And really, this is getting more than a little irritating and after the other day and all this... No, Kanda, he's not stepping aside. Raising his voice instead.]
What were you going to do, anyway? Charge on in there and stomp around? That'd just make things worse!
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[Hm good question. He's not entirely sure what he would do. But as long as Evil Beansprout isn't alone with Lenalee, nothing worse could possibly happen.]
Hell, you're the one who fucking did this. 'Things' will be worse if you don't get lost.
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Glaring right back.]
I told you I didn't do anything! How slow are you?
[Ugh, it's like arguing with a brick wall.]
Besides, I live here.
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[Yup, Kanda's not buying that. Despite of it being the truth. Beansprout is the cause of all bad things that happen.]
[Glaring continued.]
Tell someone who cares. Now MOVE.
[Have a Mugen pointed at you.]
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idiot.]
What? [Staring in sheer disbelief and agitation.] What are you thinking?! Watch where you point that!
[Pulling his Innocence on him again? Over this?
He grits his teeth and leans to plant his weight more firmly.]
No. Go cool down somewhere, will you.
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I am. It's called aiming, retard.
[Agitated Beansprout is not intimidating.]
No.
[...Fuck this.]
[He puts Mugen on his shoulder and simply stomps past Allen, pushing him out of the way, and towards the door.]
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Wha-
[Startled, Allen stumbles for a moment before - oh, hell no. Kanda, you idiot.]
Damnit! Hold on a moment, will you!
[Of course Kanda won't, and he reaches to grab the other Exorcist by the shoulder a bit roughly to stop him.
Though probably not before the other can slide the door open.]
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