Toasty!
Poll Mortal Kombat
What is your name? Lotte
Spell your name backwards. Ettol
Date of birth: 28/4/84
Male or female? Female
Astrological sign: Taurus
Nicknames: National Lottery, Jaegermeister Girl, Wannabe Jew, etc.
Occupation? Schmuck
Height: 5 foot 4
Weight: 10 fucking stone. Oy vey.
Hair color: Brown / red
Eye color: Hazel
Where were you born? The ghetto of Lewisham
Where do you reside now? Between parents' house in Chester and halls in Manchester
Age: 21
Screen names: Lotte - get back you bastard, or I'll break yer legs
E-mail addy: It's in my profile
What does your screen name stand for? barbieondope will know this, but for those of you who are not conversant with the works of Peter Kay, it's Max the bouncer's car alarm in Phoenix Nights
What is your livejournal name? LOOK AT THE SCREEN, YOU IDIOT.
What does your blog name stand for? I used to spell my name with an i, like moody_but_nice, and I have a dark side
Pets: Jon, ha ha
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Erm...20 ish
Piercings? 6
Tattoos? 1
Shoe size: 7
Righty or lefty? Left-handed and left-wing
Wearing: Army trousers, Tool shirt
Hearing: Someone's car alarm
Feeling: Knackered
Eating/drinking: Apple juice
~Family Stuff~
How many siblings do you have? 1
What are your parents names? Andy and Claire
What are your siblings names? Bogbrush Head Jack
How many siblings does your mother have? Two sisters, one older, one younger, and she used to have 2 brothers as well, but one of them died while he was a baby, the other after I was born
How many siblings does your father have? A younger sister
Where are your parents from? Mum: the Wirral, Dad: Greenock
Is your family close? Very
Does your family get together for holidays? Only for Christmas, but we have to anyway cos it's Mum's birthday
Do you have a drunk uncle? No, although two of my uncles support crap football teams (Man City and Everton) so I'm amazed they haven't turned to drink yet
Any medical problems run through your family? Mental illness (Mum's side), cancer (Dad's side)
Does someone in your family wear a toupee? No
Do you have any nieces or nephews? No biological ones, unless there's something Jack isn't telling me
Are your parents divorced? No, my dad's dead
Do you have step parents? I have a stepdad
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? My grandad kind of got disowned, in that my mum and aunties didn't speak to him or let him come to their weddings
If so for what? He was a nutcase, frequently attempted suicide and ended up running off with another woman
Did some of your family come to America from another country? My dad's cousin lives there
~Music Stuff~
What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Pretty much every Space song ever
What's the most embarrasing cd you own? My Limp Bizkit album
What's the best cd you own? The Pogues (I'd say The Holy Bible, but it's scratched)
What song do you absolutely hate? Too bloody many
Do you sing in the shower? Yes
What song reminds you of that special someone? The one I sang with him 2 years ago
~Favorites~
Color: Green
Food: Middle Eastern or Italian
Song: You all know what it is!
Show: ATM, Black Books
School subject: German
Band/singer: The Pogues / Tori Amos
Animal: Kitten
Outfit: Depends on my mood
Radio station: Radio 2 (sorry)
Movie: The Usual Suspects
Pair of shoes: My purple DMs
Cartoon: On paper: Modern Toss, on TV: the Simpsons before it went crap
Actor: Kevin Spacey
Actress: Julie Walters
Potato chip: Hula Hoops
Drink: Summer Fruit Cocktail
Alcholic drink: Jaeger!
Holiday: Chanukah or Purim
Perfume/cologne: Tommy
Pizza topping: Quattro Formaggi
Jello flavor: Raspberry
Lunch meat: I'm veggie, fuck off
Board game: Taboo
Video game: See the poll
Website: You've gotta love them kittens!
Book: Franny And Zooey
Computer game: See earlier. TOASTY! CRISPY! FINISH HIM!!!
Number: 5
Cereal: Coco Pops
Comedian: The Monty Python guys
Dessert: Profiteroles
Disney character: Robin Hood the fox and Matthew Granger Bagheera the panther
Clothing store: Afflecks
Pasttime: Going to gigs
Teacher: Mrs Rynn was my favourite at school, although she had an annoying habit of going off on a tangent. If we're talking lecturers, Dr Philpotts or Dr Schell
Childhood toy: Nikolai the polar bear
Carnival game/ride: The Playstation one, but I'm never going on it again cos I couldn't walk properly for about half an hour after I came off the bloody thing!
Candy/chocolate: Divine
Magazine: Diva
Salad dressing: I don't like dressing on my salad
Thing to do on the weekend: Shul, sleep, Cockworld, sleep
Hot drink: Coffee
Season: Spring
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
What color are your sheets? White with red flowers on
What color are your bedroom walls? Pink
Do you have posters on your wall? No
Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yes, because my mum wouldn't shut up until I let her palm it off on me
How many pillows are on your bed? 1
What do you normally sleep in? Knickers
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: The orange ones - good for festivals
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No
Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? No
Describe the last nightmare you had: Can't remember
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Does Jon count?
How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 1, it's a single one!
Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Dunno
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? No
Do you snore? Apparently
How about drool? I hope not
Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes, but it doesn't work
What color is the carpet in your room? Purple / grey
What's under your bed? Kitchen equipment and J-cloths
~This or that~
Coke/Pepsi: Cock
Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels, I HAVE to say them
Day/night: Night
Make love/have sex: Have sex, making love is a cheesey phrase
Coffee/tea: Coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs: Neither
Rap/rock: Rock
Britney/Christina: Christina
Hot/cold: Cold
Winter/summer: Summer (festivals!)
Spring/fall: Spring
Read/watch tv: Read
Cd's/tapes: CDs
Dvd's/vhs: DVDs
Old/new: Old
Shorts/skirts: I'm a skirt girl
Pink/red: Red
Colored pictures/black and white photos: B/W is classier
Meat/vegetables: Vegetables
Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican
Dogs/cats: CATS
Back rub/foot massage: Back rub
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
Eminem: I like some of his stuff
Virginity: I wish I'd lost it to someone less ugly
G-d: Definitely exists
Reality TV: I'm with Frank Is Dead on that one
Religion: Can be a help and a comfort to some people, but is often misinterpreted and abused by idiots
Emo music: *cries*
Valentine's Day: I HATE Valentines Day, I don't need one dya in the year to tell Jon I love him
Christina Aguilera's comeback: What, she had one?
Homosexuals: *thinks of tev's t-shirt* Who cares? They can shag who they want
Abortion: Pro-choice
Inter-racial relationships: Can be difficult, but I'm not against them
Death: If you're dead, you're dead, and the bastards can't get you
Pre-marial sex: I'm be a hypocrite if I said it was wrong
Pornography: Not a fan
Fortune tellers: I'm too cynical and don't believe in it
Threesomes: Not for me, I'm too monogamous
Prostitution: Should be legalised
Politics: Generally left-wing
George W. Bush: Cunt
Cloning: Only for medicinal purposes
Britney's boobs: Who. Cares.
Gas prices in America: Ask Jon
~Have You Ever....~
Been on a diet? I'm ALWAYS on some kind of diet
Been to a foreign country? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? No
Swear at a teacher? No
Got in a fight? Yes
Dated a teacher? No
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes
Told a secret you swore not to tell? Not that I know of
Dated one of your best friends? Yes
Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Yes
Decieved somebody close to you? Yes
Broken the law? The usual - underage drinking, smoking weed
Been on an airplane? Yes
Came close to dying? Yes
Cheated on someone? No, and I never will
Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yes
Felt like you didn't belong? Yes
Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes
Smoked? Yes, I've quit now
Done drugs? Only weed and mushrooms
Had your tonsils removed? No
Written a love letter? Yes
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Yes
Written a love poem? No, but I wrote a love song
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Slow danced with someone you love? Yes
Participated in cyber sex? No, I can't do that stuff at all
Faked an orgasm? No
Stolen a kiss? WTF?
Asked a friend for relationship advice? No
Had a friend steal your bf? No
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No
Gotten a speeding ticket? No
Had to wear a uniform to work? Yes (WHS, the Grosvenor)
Won a trophy? Modern Languages Award, baby!
Thrown up in public? Yes
Bowled a perfect game? I wish
Got perfect attendance in grade school? No
Taken ballet lessons? No
~Randomness~
Name 3 things that are next to your computer: Spoon, tarot cards, Martha Wainwright ticket
Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I thought that was the point
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Blair Witch Project
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? The Life Aquatic
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Scream 3
Do you drive? No
Would you ever sky dive? No
Do you believe in Bigfoot? I'll believe it when I see it
How many rooms do you have in your house? 10?
Are you afraid of roller coasters? No
Do you own a pooltable? No
Do you have a pool? No
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Not in halls
Do you like chocolate? Yes
Who/what is on your 2006 calendar? I don't have one
How many U.S. states have you been to? 4 - Utah, California, Nevada, Arizona
Ever wished on a shooting star? No
Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Miserable, anxious, honest
How many kids do you want to have? I'm in cf_hardcore, need I say more?
Future daughters' names: Pass
Future sons' names: Pass
What is your ideal way to die? Quickly and painlessly
How do you release stress? Crying or cutting
Are you a trendy person? I am the opposite of trendy
Are you an artistic person? Yes
Are you a realistic person? I try to be
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? Yes
Are you a strong person? Apparently
Are you a strong willed person? When I want to be
Who is the last person to e-mail you? My mum
Who is the last person to IM you? Jon
Do you hate chain e-mails? They are evil
Are you a deep sleeper? Yes
Are you a good story teller? No
What do you believe is your best quality? I'm very loyal
What is your greatest accomplishment? The LIKT kits
Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles
Do you do yoga? No, I tried but hated it
Do you have your own credit card? I don't trust myself with one
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? Chairty, invest, friends, Cockworld, guitar, drumkit, bass, 8 track recorder
Do you have a check book? Yes
Do you like your driver's license picture? N/A
Do you tan easily? Yes, I also burn easily
What color is your hair naturally? Dark brown
How many fillings do you have? 1
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None
Worst feeling in the world? Extreme depression
Best feeling in the world? Contentment
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Last thing you downloaded? Mortal Kombat 4 endings
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? I say, "OMG" for religious reasons
What do you think people think of you? What Matthew Granger said - I'm 'too much'
Are you a likeable person? No
Do you need therapy? Yes
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? I'm on Prozac
What's the best way to be proposed to? I don't intend to marry, so pass
When are you moving? Ideally this summer
What time did you get up this morning? 9 ish
I have decided to do two university placements as it's going to be a pain in the arse sorting out work in Germany and I REALLY DO NOT NEED AN OVERLOAD OF STRESS. The post-holiday tiredness is really kicking in. I went the gym earlier, reluctantly because the women there make me look and feel like Michelle McManus. Now all I want to do is SLEEP.
What is your name? Lotte
Spell your name backwards. Ettol
Date of birth: 28/4/84
Male or female? Female
Astrological sign: Taurus
Nicknames: National Lottery, Jaegermeister Girl, Wannabe Jew, etc.
Occupation? Schmuck
Height: 5 foot 4
Weight: 10 fucking stone. Oy vey.
Hair color: Brown / red
Eye color: Hazel
Where were you born? The ghetto of Lewisham
Where do you reside now? Between parents' house in Chester and halls in Manchester
Age: 21
Screen names: Lotte - get back you bastard, or I'll break yer legs
E-mail addy: It's in my profile
What does your screen name stand for? barbieondope will know this, but for those of you who are not conversant with the works of Peter Kay, it's Max the bouncer's car alarm in Phoenix Nights
What is your livejournal name? LOOK AT THE SCREEN, YOU IDIOT.
What does your blog name stand for? I used to spell my name with an i, like moody_but_nice, and I have a dark side
Pets: Jon, ha ha
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Erm...20 ish
Piercings? 6
Tattoos? 1
Shoe size: 7
Righty or lefty? Left-handed and left-wing
Wearing: Army trousers, Tool shirt
Hearing: Someone's car alarm
Feeling: Knackered
Eating/drinking: Apple juice
~Family Stuff~
How many siblings do you have? 1
What are your parents names? Andy and Claire
What are your siblings names? Bogbrush Head Jack
How many siblings does your mother have? Two sisters, one older, one younger, and she used to have 2 brothers as well, but one of them died while he was a baby, the other after I was born
How many siblings does your father have? A younger sister
Where are your parents from? Mum: the Wirral, Dad: Greenock
Is your family close? Very
Does your family get together for holidays? Only for Christmas, but we have to anyway cos it's Mum's birthday
Do you have a drunk uncle? No, although two of my uncles support crap football teams (Man City and Everton) so I'm amazed they haven't turned to drink yet
Any medical problems run through your family? Mental illness (Mum's side), cancer (Dad's side)
Does someone in your family wear a toupee? No
Do you have any nieces or nephews? No biological ones, unless there's something Jack isn't telling me
Are your parents divorced? No, my dad's dead
Do you have step parents? I have a stepdad
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? My grandad kind of got disowned, in that my mum and aunties didn't speak to him or let him come to their weddings
If so for what? He was a nutcase, frequently attempted suicide and ended up running off with another woman
Did some of your family come to America from another country? My dad's cousin lives there
~Music Stuff~
What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Pretty much every Space song ever
What's the most embarrasing cd you own? My Limp Bizkit album
What's the best cd you own? The Pogues (I'd say The Holy Bible, but it's scratched)
What song do you absolutely hate? Too bloody many
Do you sing in the shower? Yes
What song reminds you of that special someone? The one I sang with him 2 years ago
~Favorites~
Color: Green
Food: Middle Eastern or Italian
Song: You all know what it is!
Show: ATM, Black Books
School subject: German
Band/singer: The Pogues / Tori Amos
Animal: Kitten
Outfit: Depends on my mood
Radio station: Radio 2 (sorry)
Movie: The Usual Suspects
Pair of shoes: My purple DMs
Cartoon: On paper: Modern Toss, on TV: the Simpsons before it went crap
Actor: Kevin Spacey
Actress: Julie Walters
Potato chip: Hula Hoops
Drink: Summer Fruit Cocktail
Alcholic drink: Jaeger!
Holiday: Chanukah or Purim
Perfume/cologne: Tommy
Pizza topping: Quattro Formaggi
Jello flavor: Raspberry
Lunch meat: I'm veggie, fuck off
Board game: Taboo
Video game: See the poll
Website: You've gotta love them kittens!
Book: Franny And Zooey
Computer game: See earlier. TOASTY! CRISPY! FINISH HIM!!!
Number: 5
Cereal: Coco Pops
Comedian: The Monty Python guys
Dessert: Profiteroles
Disney character: Robin Hood the fox and Matthew Granger Bagheera the panther
Clothing store: Afflecks
Pasttime: Going to gigs
Teacher: Mrs Rynn was my favourite at school, although she had an annoying habit of going off on a tangent. If we're talking lecturers, Dr Philpotts or Dr Schell
Childhood toy: Nikolai the polar bear
Carnival game/ride: The Playstation one, but I'm never going on it again cos I couldn't walk properly for about half an hour after I came off the bloody thing!
Candy/chocolate: Divine
Magazine: Diva
Salad dressing: I don't like dressing on my salad
Thing to do on the weekend: Shul, sleep, Cockworld, sleep
Hot drink: Coffee
Season: Spring
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
What color are your sheets? White with red flowers on
What color are your bedroom walls? Pink
Do you have posters on your wall? No
Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yes, because my mum wouldn't shut up until I let her palm it off on me
How many pillows are on your bed? 1
What do you normally sleep in? Knickers
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: The orange ones - good for festivals
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No
Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? No
Describe the last nightmare you had: Can't remember
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Does Jon count?
How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 1, it's a single one!
Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Dunno
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? No
Do you snore? Apparently
How about drool? I hope not
Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes, but it doesn't work
What color is the carpet in your room? Purple / grey
What's under your bed? Kitchen equipment and J-cloths
~This or that~
Coke/Pepsi: Cock
Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels, I HAVE to say them
Day/night: Night
Make love/have sex: Have sex, making love is a cheesey phrase
Coffee/tea: Coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs: Neither
Rap/rock: Rock
Britney/Christina: Christina
Hot/cold: Cold
Winter/summer: Summer (festivals!)
Spring/fall: Spring
Read/watch tv: Read
Cd's/tapes: CDs
Dvd's/vhs: DVDs
Old/new: Old
Shorts/skirts: I'm a skirt girl
Pink/red: Red
Colored pictures/black and white photos: B/W is classier
Meat/vegetables: Vegetables
Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican
Dogs/cats: CATS
Back rub/foot massage: Back rub
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
Eminem: I like some of his stuff
Virginity: I wish I'd lost it to someone less ugly
G-d: Definitely exists
Reality TV: I'm with Frank Is Dead on that one
Religion: Can be a help and a comfort to some people, but is often misinterpreted and abused by idiots
Emo music: *cries*
Valentine's Day: I HATE Valentines Day, I don't need one dya in the year to tell Jon I love him
Christina Aguilera's comeback: What, she had one?
Homosexuals: *thinks of tev's t-shirt* Who cares? They can shag who they want
Abortion: Pro-choice
Inter-racial relationships: Can be difficult, but I'm not against them
Death: If you're dead, you're dead, and the bastards can't get you
Pre-marial sex: I'm be a hypocrite if I said it was wrong
Pornography: Not a fan
Fortune tellers: I'm too cynical and don't believe in it
Threesomes: Not for me, I'm too monogamous
Prostitution: Should be legalised
Politics: Generally left-wing
George W. Bush: Cunt
Cloning: Only for medicinal purposes
Britney's boobs: Who. Cares.
Gas prices in America: Ask Jon
~Have You Ever....~
Been on a diet? I'm ALWAYS on some kind of diet
Been to a foreign country? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? No
Swear at a teacher? No
Got in a fight? Yes
Dated a teacher? No
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes
Told a secret you swore not to tell? Not that I know of
Dated one of your best friends? Yes
Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Yes
Decieved somebody close to you? Yes
Broken the law? The usual - underage drinking, smoking weed
Been on an airplane? Yes
Came close to dying? Yes
Cheated on someone? No, and I never will
Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yes
Felt like you didn't belong? Yes
Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes
Smoked? Yes, I've quit now
Done drugs? Only weed and mushrooms
Had your tonsils removed? No
Written a love letter? Yes
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Yes
Written a love poem? No, but I wrote a love song
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Slow danced with someone you love? Yes
Participated in cyber sex? No, I can't do that stuff at all
Faked an orgasm? No
Stolen a kiss? WTF?
Asked a friend for relationship advice? No
Had a friend steal your bf? No
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No
Gotten a speeding ticket? No
Had to wear a uniform to work? Yes (WHS, the Grosvenor)
Won a trophy? Modern Languages Award, baby!
Thrown up in public? Yes
Bowled a perfect game? I wish
Got perfect attendance in grade school? No
Taken ballet lessons? No
~Randomness~
Name 3 things that are next to your computer: Spoon, tarot cards, Martha Wainwright ticket
Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I thought that was the point
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Blair Witch Project
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? The Life Aquatic
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Scream 3
Do you drive? No
Would you ever sky dive? No
Do you believe in Bigfoot? I'll believe it when I see it
How many rooms do you have in your house? 10?
Are you afraid of roller coasters? No
Do you own a pooltable? No
Do you have a pool? No
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Not in halls
Do you like chocolate? Yes
Who/what is on your 2006 calendar? I don't have one
How many U.S. states have you been to? 4 - Utah, California, Nevada, Arizona
Ever wished on a shooting star? No
Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Miserable, anxious, honest
How many kids do you want to have? I'm in cf_hardcore, need I say more?
Future daughters' names: Pass
Future sons' names: Pass
What is your ideal way to die? Quickly and painlessly
How do you release stress? Crying or cutting
Are you a trendy person? I am the opposite of trendy
Are you an artistic person? Yes
Are you a realistic person? I try to be
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? Yes
Are you a strong person? Apparently
Are you a strong willed person? When I want to be
Who is the last person to e-mail you? My mum
Who is the last person to IM you? Jon
Do you hate chain e-mails? They are evil
Are you a deep sleeper? Yes
Are you a good story teller? No
What do you believe is your best quality? I'm very loyal
What is your greatest accomplishment? The LIKT kits
Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles
Do you do yoga? No, I tried but hated it
Do you have your own credit card? I don't trust myself with one
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? Chairty, invest, friends, Cockworld, guitar, drumkit, bass, 8 track recorder
Do you have a check book? Yes
Do you like your driver's license picture? N/A
Do you tan easily? Yes, I also burn easily
What color is your hair naturally? Dark brown
How many fillings do you have? 1
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None
Worst feeling in the world? Extreme depression
Best feeling in the world? Contentment
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Last thing you downloaded? Mortal Kombat 4 endings
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? I say, "OMG" for religious reasons
What do you think people think of you? What Matthew Granger said - I'm 'too much'
Are you a likeable person? No
Do you need therapy? Yes
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? I'm on Prozac
What's the best way to be proposed to? I don't intend to marry, so pass
When are you moving? Ideally this summer
What time did you get up this morning? 9 ish
I have decided to do two university placements as it's going to be a pain in the arse sorting out work in Germany and I REALLY DO NOT NEED AN OVERLOAD OF STRESS. The post-holiday tiredness is really kicking in. I went the gym earlier, reluctantly because the women there make me look and feel like Michelle McManus. Now all I want to do is SLEEP.