Damn the luck

[kankinator]

Okay it was a perfectly normal day right? I just finished stuffing some freshman in a locker when the bell for 4th period rang. Naturally, I headed over to the bathroom to smoke some shit. But when I opened the door.... All of the teachers were there. All of them. Just standing in a row and staring at me like I just beat their mothers to death with

Comments

[offkeyqueen]

Shit, I'd follow you. That sounds fucking awesome.

[kankinator]

Yeah, its going to be off the hook. The more the merrier. Just don't touch that fish in the ice box back there. I'm saving it.

[offkeyqueen]

Sure thing. I'm not too much for fish, anyway, save some kinds of sushi. So, you won't have to worry.

[kankinator]

Good. Oh right, forgot to ask. Could you do the honors of bringing the actual cake? I'm already asking Gaara for something else and Temari isn't exactly the iron chef.

[offkeyqueen]

Sure! Cake's something I can actually bake right. Chocolate, ne? I can do that.