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kankinator

Damn the luck

May 12, 2006 17:24

Okay it was a perfectly normal day right? I just finished stuffing some freshman in a locker when the bell for 4th period rang. Naturally, I headed over to the bathroom to smoke some shit. But when I opened the door.... All of the teachers were there. All of them. Just standing in a row and staring at me like I just beat their mothers to death with ( Read more... )

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flamingbassist May 13 2006, 02:48:15 UTC

...I could have gone my whole life without knowing that you have a strange fetish for a stripper!Kiba to jump out of your birthday cake. >_>

kankinator May 13 2006, 05:51:06 UTC

Heyheyheyhey. Can't a guy want another guy to jump out of his cake without being accused of being gay? Besides. There would still be a stripper. I wonder if my old french maid's costume would fit Gaara...

sandcastle_king May 13 2006, 08:40:16 UTC

...hold your horses.
What?

I am NOT wearing a maid's costume for you for ANY reason.

kankinator May 13 2006, 08:50:42 UTC

Don't say no until you see it. Personally, I think you wouldn't look half bad in red ribbons.

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sandcastle_king May 13 2006, 09:10:57 UTC

It's very cute. I'm not wearing it. Especially not if you intend to have me polish your knob while I'm at it. Try again. (What did you do for me on my birthday, huh?)

kankinator May 13 2006, 09:19:02 UTC

I can't believe you don't remember going to McDonalds for you're birthday. I let you play in the ball pit and everything and I even got you an egg mcmuffin. The least you could do is wear something special for your only brother's birthday.

sandcastle_king May 13 2006, 11:57:48 UTC

...was that supposed to actually encourage me to consider doing this? I'll give you something special, and that's better than just wearing something uncomfortable and frilly.

...make Temari wear it if you like it so much.

kankinator May 13 2006, 20:49:33 UTC

I could give it to Tem but I won't. Its not the dress that matters to me, its whose tight rear is under it. I mean its the thought that counts. Besides, I already had it adjusted to fit your little frame. Please?

....

I'd owe you.

sandcastle_king May 15 2006, 00:16:14 UTC

...you had it fitted to my measurements without even asking first?

.........

You so totally are going to owe me. I demand downpayments in advance.

kankinator May 15 2006, 00:35:32 UTC

Well, you were sleeping so I assumed it was okay. Trust me, you'll look good.

No problem. Anything you want, Gaara. What is it?

flamingbassist May 15 2006, 18:21:43 UTC

You know....a good question might be to ask why he has a French maid outfit in the first place.

Your brother disturbs me, what with the outfit, the apparent desire to have a naked Kiba jump out of his cake, and his odd obsession with you. >__>

sandcastle_king May 16 2006, 02:50:46 UTC

Why? Why, obviously, Watson, he has it to play fantasy dress-up with me.

My brother disturbs me, too, so you are in good company.

kankinator May 16 2006, 06:35:11 UTC

I still don't see what the big deal is. I've been in some plays and collected some props over the years. Is it that bad to not want to waste perfectly good clothes?

Besides. You have to admit. It was like Gaara was made for that dress.

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