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[kankinator]

Haven't been around in awhile. Somebody took me to Chinatown. You know what's cheap there? EVERYTHING! Crack, weed, sex.... EVERYTHING!!!! There was this awesome lucky cat figurine that was 50 cents, I think. And i stole it. I have decided to name him Jenkins. Just like my peepee

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[daddys_cosmos]

Chinatown is dirty. One time a bum thought I was a hooker and I punched him in the face and ran away.

[kankinator]

...You mean you weren't?

[palpable]

Do you want to die? *smiles dangerously*

[kankinator]

No that's okay. *smiles stupidly*

[palpable]

Okay, good. Good. Inner peace. Ohhm. I'm trying to control my anger. Is it working?

[kankinator]

Is what working? You mean you being a whore? Yeah its working.

...Oh shit. *hides behind a rock*

[palpable]

*reddens* I'm not a whore.

*tries to resist urge to break Kankurou's neck in half* *fails* GET HERE YOU STUPID FUCKHEAD ARGHHH!! FUCK YOGA AND INNER PEACE!!! *bites and pinches and scratches Kankurou*

[kankinator]

ARGGHHH *slaps and flails and kicks at Ino in self-defense*

CAN'T A GUY SMOKE HIS POT IN PEACE? FUCKING JESUS

[daddys_cosmos]

*pulls Kankurou down and stomps all over him* I. Do. Not. Appreciate. Being. Called. A. Whore.

*steps off and smooths hair* Stupid.

[sasugay]

... :)

[kankinator]

*crawls up and balances self on Sasuke*

Its all good, all good...

[sasugay]

wtf?