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[kanjikidd]

I needed a laugh. Maybe something useful will come later.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about DJ!

1. DJ cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
2. The deepest part of DJ is over 35,000 feet deep.
3. DJ can't sweat.
4. Red DJ at night, shepherd's delight. Red DJ at morning, shepherd's warning!
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are DJ!
6. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of DJ.
7. DJ is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
8. Reindeer like to eat DJ.
9. When DJ is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
10. DJology is the study of DJ!