When Uchi was young, he saw a shiny stone glistening in the sunlight "AH That must be a mystery stone!"
Young Uchi went forward to touch it in excitement and it wasn't a stone.
IT"S DOG POO ----> WINNAR *LMFAO*
IT'S PINK UCHI DAY!
Ok I lied. There is no such thing as Princess Hiroki day which I don't understand because the Japanese celebrates all kinds of things. Hell, they even dedicate a day to a Scientologist Hobbit so why not? It just means I get another excuse to plague everyone with Uchi prettiness.
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Best export of Kansai )