High fidelity alert!
Anyone who's watched the beautiful John Cusack in "High Fidelity" (or has read the equally beautiful book of the same title by Nick Hornby) will understand why I'm coming up with this list...CATHARSIS!
Top 5 Break-Ups:-
#5: Alex K., 2002: "So, does that mean we're not gonna fuck tonight?" Here's a latte glass. Piss into it and drink up.
#4: Winston W.,1996: "Commitment is a variable called 'X'. Right now I can only give you X/2..." I passed O Level Maths, thank you.
#3: Jeremy C., 1998: "6 months down the road you'd be the one dumping me because you will realise what kind of a bastard I am..." Could you then, please please please, tell me the winning numbers to next week's Toto?
#2: G.Yeo., 1995: "Trust me, it's not easy for me either." Sure, it wasn't as easy as telling me the truth that you really met someone new.
#1: Keith T., 2003: "I DON'T KNOW!!!" I didn't spend exorbitant IDD rates to hear you scream over the phone on Halloween's eve.
So you see, Ju, you're NOT on the list! 13 weeks is nothing compared to 2 weeks/3 months/3 weeks/3 years/2 months. Thanks for a SMASHING Valentine's Day!
But in case I get flamed later on by any of the above-mentioned old flames (you know who you are), here is something a little neutral...
5 Films to Avoid in the next month:-
#5: Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre
#4: The Last Emperor
#3: Jeux D'enfants
#2: Irréversible
#1: Lagaan
note: Some may be old titles but being in China where pirated DVDs are rampant, and having bought most of the above-mentioned titles, I just might be tempted to watch them again. And Ju, I've ONLY watched 4 out of the 5 listed here with you. So you're not that important. Really.
Top 5 Break-Ups:-
#5: Alex K., 2002: "So, does that mean we're not gonna fuck tonight?" Here's a latte glass. Piss into it and drink up.
#4: Winston W.,1996: "Commitment is a variable called 'X'. Right now I can only give you X/2..." I passed O Level Maths, thank you.
#3: Jeremy C., 1998: "6 months down the road you'd be the one dumping me because you will realise what kind of a bastard I am..." Could you then, please please please, tell me the winning numbers to next week's Toto?
#2: G.Yeo., 1995: "Trust me, it's not easy for me either." Sure, it wasn't as easy as telling me the truth that you really met someone new.
#1: Keith T., 2003: "I DON'T KNOW!!!" I didn't spend exorbitant IDD rates to hear you scream over the phone on Halloween's eve.
So you see, Ju, you're NOT on the list! 13 weeks is nothing compared to 2 weeks/3 months/3 weeks/3 years/2 months. Thanks for a SMASHING Valentine's Day!
But in case I get flamed later on by any of the above-mentioned old flames (you know who you are), here is something a little neutral...
5 Films to Avoid in the next month:-
#5: Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre
#4: The Last Emperor
#3: Jeux D'enfants
#2: Irréversible
#1: Lagaan
note: Some may be old titles but being in China where pirated DVDs are rampant, and having bought most of the above-mentioned titles, I just might be tempted to watch them again. And Ju, I've ONLY watched 4 out of the 5 listed here with you. So you're not that important. Really.