*Sniff Sniff*
Me: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/10/woman-spends-week-at-kfc.html
Rain: Lol I was going to ask if you would be like that girl if we broke up, but I decided not to cuz I felt bad after reading it :<
Me: But she lived rent free in KFC for a week :o
Rain: Only cuz her own apt reminded her of him, so she couldn't go back :<
Me: LOLOL
Me: Idk why I suddenly found her predicament to be very funny
Me: Like what if all her memories of her bf in that apt were super kinky and she can't go back cuz they jizzed or humped on every piece of furniture in the apt and thats why she can't bear to see any of it? LOL
Me: Like *sniff sniff* that's the chair that we jizzed on together *SOBS*
Rain: Wow I thought you meant she sniffed that chair to smell his jizz for a second, then I realized she was crying :<
Me: LMFAOAHAHAHAHA
Rain: Lol I was going to ask if you would be like that girl if we broke up, but I decided not to cuz I felt bad after reading it :<
Me: But she lived rent free in KFC for a week :o
Rain: Only cuz her own apt reminded her of him, so she couldn't go back :<
Me: LOLOL
Me: Idk why I suddenly found her predicament to be very funny
Me: Like what if all her memories of her bf in that apt were super kinky and she can't go back cuz they jizzed or humped on every piece of furniture in the apt and thats why she can't bear to see any of it? LOL
Me: Like *sniff sniff* that's the chair that we jizzed on together *SOBS*
Rain: Wow I thought you meant she sniffed that chair to smell his jizz for a second, then I realized she was crying :<
Me: LMFAOAHAHAHAHA