Transmetropolitan master fic list
Because evidently there is fic out there, provided you are willing to search six hours for it. I'm going to do this and then go read about FGM. No, really. So, seeing as there isn't a convenient archive to hold all of this stuff together, I've compiled my own list of fic that I'll (hopefully) update as and when. It's like Christmas and everything else all in one, it really is, kiddies. Now you run along and read these in no particular order (I don't promise quality, merely surprise at the fact that this many Transmet fics exist).
TRANSMETROPOLITAN FIC
- avert your eyes, you heathens -
Vigil by Unanon
A/U. The filthy assistants fuck with Spider's brain while the city drowns.
Dispatches From the Maelstrom by Falstaff
Thirty years after his death, Yelena Rossini finally writes a column about Spider Jerusalem.
The Apocalypse Game-Show, Show-Reels Of The Bizarre. In A Democracy... Terrible Tales. Or: Behold My Penis! by Simon Field
It's a political rant.
Bad Times, Desperate Measures: Tearing It Up Hardcore-style. Or: Fuck The World, I Want To Get Off by Simon Field
If you're not offended by the end of this, he just hasn't been trying hard enough.
The Dark Passion Of Cheerleader Dildonics: Hold Still, This Won't Hurt A Bit: Televise The Revolution. Or, What To Do When The Groaning Starts by Simon Field
Spider is watching TV. Bad things happen.
The Mystery Of Slaughterhouse-Porno: War Crimes A Go-Go: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Mass-Murder by Simon Field
"Things get horribly out of control. Just how much do I hate it here."
The Strange Love Of A Girl And Her Hippo: Snapshots From The City by Simon Field
It's the bright future, our will be done.
The Tale Of The Little Lost Necrobabe And How My Killer Lollypop Porn Bitch Busted The Law. Or: What Happened When Spider Became Sheriff by Simon Field
"When I became sheriff, I drank and took drugs for about a week."
Green and Red Hourglasses by Toni Morris
It's raining in the City. And when it rains here - it pours.
Fuck Buddies by Zeelee
Channon and Yelena and why.
The New Pollution by Beckett Grey
Yelena returns to the city. WIP.
LifeLoveGeckos by Delia Soul
Spider's cat keeps a visitor company.
Metropolitan: DCFS by Alex Cook [ one / two / three / sell-out / welcome to my city ]
Spider's journalism career, pre-Transmetropolitan, written as part of the DC Future Shock Universe.
I Dream of Channon by Radical
Exceedingly A/U (as you can tell from about the third paragraph onwards), this is set immediately after 'Boyfriend is a Virus'.
TRANSMETROPOLITAN FIC
- avert your eyes, you heathens -
Vigil by Unanon
A/U. The filthy assistants fuck with Spider's brain while the city drowns.
Dispatches From the Maelstrom by Falstaff
Thirty years after his death, Yelena Rossini finally writes a column about Spider Jerusalem.
The Apocalypse Game-Show, Show-Reels Of The Bizarre. In A Democracy... Terrible Tales. Or: Behold My Penis! by Simon Field
It's a political rant.
Bad Times, Desperate Measures: Tearing It Up Hardcore-style. Or: Fuck The World, I Want To Get Off by Simon Field
If you're not offended by the end of this, he just hasn't been trying hard enough.
The Dark Passion Of Cheerleader Dildonics: Hold Still, This Won't Hurt A Bit: Televise The Revolution. Or, What To Do When The Groaning Starts by Simon Field
Spider is watching TV. Bad things happen.
The Mystery Of Slaughterhouse-Porno: War Crimes A Go-Go: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Mass-Murder by Simon Field
"Things get horribly out of control. Just how much do I hate it here."
The Strange Love Of A Girl And Her Hippo: Snapshots From The City by Simon Field
It's the bright future, our will be done.
The Tale Of The Little Lost Necrobabe And How My Killer Lollypop Porn Bitch Busted The Law. Or: What Happened When Spider Became Sheriff by Simon Field
"When I became sheriff, I drank and took drugs for about a week."
Green and Red Hourglasses by Toni Morris
It's raining in the City. And when it rains here - it pours.
Fuck Buddies by Zeelee
Channon and Yelena and why.
The New Pollution by Beckett Grey
Yelena returns to the city. WIP.
LifeLoveGeckos by Delia Soul
Spider's cat keeps a visitor company.
Metropolitan: DCFS by Alex Cook [ one / two / three / sell-out / welcome to my city ]
Spider's journalism career, pre-Transmetropolitan, written as part of the DC Future Shock Universe.
I Dream of Channon by Radical
Exceedingly A/U (as you can tell from about the third paragraph onwards), this is set immediately after 'Boyfriend is a Virus'.