OMG READ THIS NOOOOOOOWWWWW!!
Save a Horse by phaballa is Jensen/Jared and is the most hysterical thing in the history of EVER. Behold Jared and his 'girlfriend' Sandy attempting to have het sex:
"…Jared. That's not the right-OW. Dude, no. OW!"
"Don't hit me! I'm trying to make you feel good, here."
"Well, you FAIL. Are you even hard?"
"A little. Okay, no. But just give me a minute."
"So you can think about BOYS? No. Dude, face it. You owe me PIE. Apple. None of this cherry shit."
*sporfle* Go read and don't say I never gave you nuffink.
"…Jared. That's not the right-OW. Dude, no. OW!"
"Don't hit me! I'm trying to make you feel good, here."
"Well, you FAIL. Are you even hard?"
"A little. Okay, no. But just give me a minute."
"So you can think about BOYS? No. Dude, face it. You owe me PIE. Apple. None of this cherry shit."
*sporfle* Go read and don't say I never gave you nuffink.