They killed my filing cabinate!
So, there are fewer filing cabinates in my office than there are desks. I have the key to one of them, but it's not the one next to my desk. I went out to check the LUSU job shop (and buy a milkshake) and walk back into my office to find two technicians with a crowbar breaking into it! Seriously, it's all mangled and the top has been ripped off, and they still can't get into any but the top drawer. Those things take some breaking into.
"You know," I say as I walk in, "I have the key for that." Everybody laughs like I've made a joke. "No really," I insist and get the key.
"Oh," they say, looking sheepish and embarrassed "Does that mean the books we can't get out of it are yours?"
*rolls eyes* I mean, who breaks into a filing cabinate without double checking noone has a key first? I was only gone about 20 minutes!
"You know," I say as I walk in, "I have the key for that." Everybody laughs like I've made a joke. "No really," I insist and get the key.
"Oh," they say, looking sheepish and embarrassed "Does that mean the books we can't get out of it are yours?"
*rolls eyes* I mean, who breaks into a filing cabinate without double checking noone has a key first? I was only gone about 20 minutes!