yet another McSweeney's rejection-in-progress

[kangaguru]

Superbowl Fans Attend Swan Lake

"YEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!"
"FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!"
"Here comes the plié, here comes the plié....HELL YEAHHHHHHH!!"
"DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING PIROUETTE?! YEAHHHHHHH!!"
"Watch out for von Rothbart, keep von Rothbart out........NOOOOOOO, WHAT A PUSSY!!!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOO!!"