Best Crackfic EVER
If you grew up in America, then at SOME POINT you must have gone to Chuck E Cheese. I mean, for a pre-adolescent, what wasn't to like? Arcade games, plastic tubes and ball pits to crawl around in, pizza, soda, creepy animatronic and costumed characters... it was so awesome.
Then we got older, and couldn't go back because we'd be accused of being pedophiles.
Anyway, I read this fanfic about the Hetalia characters going to Chuck E Cheese (as adults), and... holy shit. I haven't laughed so hard reading a fanfic in awhile.
Here's an excerpt:
Yao, feeling dejected after Shinatty denied him a hug, broke out in some sick Chinese rap wile Shinatty made up some phat beats.
"Yo, yo, yo, aru! What name is on they back of yo shit? 'Made in China' that's it, aru! So next time yall wanna blast my Communism, remember that MY SHIT IS REAAAAL, aru!"
IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO READ IT, THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL. D:<
awfullybad.livejournal.com/7189.html
GO FUCKING READ IT. NOW. LEAVE A NICE COMMENT, TOO, OR I'LL RAPE YOU.
Then we got older, and couldn't go back because we'd be accused of being pedophiles.
Anyway, I read this fanfic about the Hetalia characters going to Chuck E Cheese (as adults), and... holy shit. I haven't laughed so hard reading a fanfic in awhile.
Here's an excerpt:
Yao, feeling dejected after Shinatty denied him a hug, broke out in some sick Chinese rap wile Shinatty made up some phat beats.
"Yo, yo, yo, aru! What name is on they back of yo shit? 'Made in China' that's it, aru! So next time yall wanna blast my Communism, remember that MY SHIT IS REAAAAL, aru!"
IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO READ IT, THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL. D:<
awfullybad.livejournal.com/7189.html
GO FUCKING READ IT. NOW. LEAVE A NICE COMMENT, TOO, OR I'LL RAPE YOU.