Next Joke
Two deaf people get married. During
the first week of marriage, they
find that they are unable to communicate
in the bedroom when they turn off the
lights because they can't see each
other using sign language. After several
nights of fumbling around and
misunderstandings, the wife decides to
find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we
agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to
have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great
idea and signs back to his wife,
"Great idea, Now if you want to have
sex with ME, reach over and pull
on my penis one time. If you don't
want to have sex, reach over and
pull on my penis 50 times."
the first week of marriage, they
find that they are unable to communicate
in the bedroom when they turn off the
lights because they can't see each
other using sign language. After several
nights of fumbling around and
misunderstandings, the wife decides to
find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we
agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to
have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great
idea and signs back to his wife,
"Great idea, Now if you want to have
sex with ME, reach over and pull
on my penis one time. If you don't
want to have sex, reach over and
pull on my penis 50 times."