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I have a joke for all that I say the ladies maybe offended by, but fuk it, it's funny
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man
and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing
a cute, close-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. As they walk through
the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very
large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps
up on the bars, holding on with one hand
and his 2 feet, grunting and pounding his chest
with the free hand. He is obviously excited
at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom,
and play along.
She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead. Then the
husband suggests that she let one of her straps
on her shoulders fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla
is just about to tear the barsdown. Now try lifting
your dress up your thighs ... this drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla,
slams the door shut and, rubbing his hands together,
says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache".
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man
and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing
a cute, close-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. As they walk through
the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very
large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps
up on the bars, holding on with one hand
and his 2 feet, grunting and pounding his chest
with the free hand. He is obviously excited
at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom,
and play along.
She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead. Then the
husband suggests that she let one of her straps
on her shoulders fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla
is just about to tear the barsdown. Now try lifting
your dress up your thighs ... this drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla,
slams the door shut and, rubbing his hands together,
says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache".