"League of Legends studio founds program to help retired pro gamers with life after e-sports"
Man, I still just can't get over the fact that "e-sports" are even an actual thing, let alone the fact that there are now apparently retired e-sports "pros" who need help now that they're retired at the ripe old age of 20-something. I'm sorry, but this is one of the most asinine things I've heard of lately.