"Ubisoft server switch to render always-online DRM games unplayable next week"

[kane_magus]

But... but... but I thought if you were one of those uber-nerds with perfect Internet you would never have to worry about crap like this! What's going on here?! How is this possible?!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!

(Why yes, I am indeed implying that Blizzard's always online DRM will be at least as bad as Ubisoft's always online DRM has proven to be.)