Dear lady with the purple hair who sat next to me on the bus this morning,
Why indeed, I was most acutely, indelibly aware of your presence as you sat down next to me out of the blue this morning, even though I may not have deigned to acknowledge it in the slightest. I have, in fact, noticed you when you have ridden in the past as well. Alas, forgive me, but this is one of the flaws of my character: to (attempt to) utterly ignore females within my sphere of awareness whom I find to be attractive. It is, many would possibly say, counterintuitive. And also dumb and wussy.
On the other hand, I would be a bit weirded out if someone started randomly talking to me on the bus for no real reason, so I tend to expect this to be the case with others as well. Even (or, perhaps, especially?) if they are hot like you.
Sincerely,
Me
PS - I do hope you are so inclined to sit there in the future as well.
PPS - no srsly ur hot[1]
[1] - Really, she had this whole kind of
Nymphadora Tonks thing going on, both in style and color, and it was pretty cool.[2] Granted, I have no clue if that was intentional or merely coincidental, but it was still pretty cool.
[2] - What the hell is up with me and
Harry Potter lately? I mean, yeah I know the next movie comes out in a few months, but still... >_>;