Okay, if some asshole of a friend tries to get you to watch a video called "2 Girls 1 Cup," maybe as a joke or something, you probably shouldn't watch it. Your physical, mental, and spiritual well-being will thank you for it.
I personally have not seen the video in question myself or even heard of it until today. However, after seeing various
reaction clips of people watching this video, I got at least curious enough to see what it would be about that it would be so horrible. Well, thanks to
urbandictionary, now I know. And I also know that I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in ever, ever seeing this video. Eat your damn hearts out, goatse and tubgirl and whatever else, for a new king has been crowned. I mean, maybe I'm just a wuss or something, but it's pretty bad when just the textual description of a video alone can induce gagging.