Funny stuff Jamie emailed me...
A Preacher said:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
throw it into the river". And the congregation
cried,
"Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it
and throw it in the river". And the congregation
cried,
"Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world,
I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again
the
congregation cried,
"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up &
said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our
hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that
river'".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED
HALLELUYA!!!!!
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"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
throw it into the river". And the congregation
cried,
"Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it
and throw it in the river". And the congregation
cried,
"Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world,
I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again
the
congregation cried,
"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up &
said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our
hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that
river'".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED
HALLELUYA!!!!!
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