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Feb 01, 2005 12:41

.:: How tall are you?
.:: 5'4"

.:: Have you ever smoked heroin?
.:: nope

.:: Do you own a gun?
.:: nope...unless you count the ones that shoot plastic darts

.:: Have you ever been arrested?
.:: nope

.:: Rehab?
.:: nope

.:: How many of your friends have committed suicide?
.:: One attempted to

.:: Do you shave your crotch?
.:: sometimes

.:: Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?
.:: well that is on the list

.:: Who is your favorite villain?
.:: Darkness: from the movie Legend

.:: Pesci or Devito?
.:: Pesci

.:: Do you ever punch yourself?
.:: nope

.:: Have you ever killed an animal?
.:: yep...a cat, by accident though

.:: Are you Irish?
.:: Not at all

.:: Who would you punch if you could?
.:: Well I would punch Leland, but I already have...multiple times

.:: What do you think of hot dogs?
.:: well I'm not really into beastiality

.:: What's your favorite Christmas song?
.:: Grandma got run over by a reindeer...but I'd rather not hear any

.:: What is your favorite smell?
.:: Drennan's cologne

.:: What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
.:: A shot to help kill the hang over

.:: Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
.:: NYC

.:: What's your favorite college football team?
.:: Is this an American quiz or a European one?

.:: Do you do pushups?
.:: not really

.:: Do you ever fantasize about murder?
.:: I've wanted to kill my brother countless times

.:: Have you ever done ecstasy?
.:: yes

.:: Are you straight edge?(no sex, no drugs, no smoking)
.:: bah hahahahahahahahaha

.:: Are you vegan?
.:: nope...mmmm cheeseburgers

.:: Do you shoplift?
.:: have a couple times but not recently

.:: Whats the last thing you stole?
.:: Smokes off of drennan76

.:: Do you ski or snowboard?
.:: Skiied a couple times and did pretty well I think

.:: What do you think of mustaches?
.:: Well as long as Drennan doesn't have one I'm ok with them

.:: Do you use hair gel?
.:: ya cause it is the only way to get my hair to obey me

.:: Do you sniff cocaine?
.:: not yet...

.:: Who is your favorite serial killer?
.:: Does Bonnie and Clyde count?

.:: Do you believe in bigfoot?
.:: nope

.:: Have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf?
.:: ya once

.:: Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
.:: no...thank god, cause the person that would have, would have been charlene

.:: Have you been shot?
.:: no

.:: Have you ever been hospitalized?
.:: many times

.:: Do you like painkillers?
.:: Tastes like candy

.:: What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
.:: I have no idea...I just seem to have this power to make men do what I want them too

.:: Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?
.:: Are these survey guys on crack or something??

.:: Do you own a knife?
.:: Yes...several

.:: Have you played ghettopoly?
.:: no

.:: Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
.:: no

.:: Do you have A.D.D.?
.:: which means apparently I am not paying atttention...what? hello, hi.

.:: Have you ever had a head injury?
.:: ya once

.:: How many virgins have you slept with?
.:: none

.:: Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
.:: I've never had one
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