Dec 12, 2005 18:30
Work does nothing but depress me.
I can't sell a damn car. I haven't sold one yet this month!!!! Somehow I got salesperson of the month last month... not quite sure how... and now I can't sell anything. DAMN
This saturday is our company christmas party. I have every intention of getting sloppy drunk infront of all of my bosses, then raping the one that I'm having sex with already. Let's see who gets fired... me or him. I'm just kidding. I'd actually rather quit my job than put his job in jeopardy. In all reality, they'd fire him before me because in such a "corporate" environment, bosses aren't to act on things like that, even if I were the one who initiated the whole thing.
I'd just like to say that he started it.
I've finally done my Christmas shopping. Kevin really hasn't even started yet. What a fuckin' slacker. That's ok, as long as he manages to get me something good!!! Is that wrong??? I still accept gifts from him (guiltlessly, might I add) even though I'm sleeping with someone else.
That may stop though. My fuck buddy recently admitted to me that he's married. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! He told me he was divorced. He did the typical car salesman thing: he didn't lie, but he didn't tell all of the truth either. Fucker. He's once divorced, still married to his second wife, but separated and trying to work through a second divorce. Now he tells me that his wife wants to stop the divorce process and stay together. I won't have anything to do with him if that's the case! I've got SOME morals!!!!!