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Fear my and Rachel's insanity.>D
furuuto: http://haneokameimi.fws1.com/nine.htm
successor_of_the_demon_king: Whats it about?
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: Dunno.
furuuto: I'm reading it.
furuuto: >_>
successor_of_the_demon_king: <<;
furuuto: oo;
furuuto: I WANTED IT TO BE MANGA-ISH.
furuuto: ;_;
furuuto: >>
furuuto: It might be.
furuuto: But they've put Hamel in a brooding mode.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I bet its a romance.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >_>;
furuuto: I think.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: <<
furuuto: It is.
furuuto: I think.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SO, I WONT READ IT.
furuuto: "Your wife..." the man began slowly. Hameln wagged his head, but the man didn't see, so fixated was he on coming to the point. "She's in a bad way."
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: "The fact is," he went on, with an obvious effort, "she's losing the baby... I'm so very sorry."
furuuto: ...rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: iddall that.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SHES PREGNANT?
successor_of_the_demon_king: WTF
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Damn horney bastards.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: I don't know.
furuuto: Hold on.
furuuto: >>
furuuto: >_>
furuuto: I guess she lost a baby that Hamel didn't know she had. XD
furuuto: Rofl.
furuuto: YOU SICK, SICK NASTY BASTARD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Horny bastards.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: YES.
furuuto: WHY'RE YOU SCREWING A PRINCESS, ANYWAY? =O
successor_of_the_demon_king: THOSE SICKOS.
furuuto: You're not even married. <<
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Hameln nodded. His mouth felt full of dust but he forced himself to speak. His voice was a feeble rasp, "Don't tell her, please," was all he could manage.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: DON'T TTELL HER I RAPED HER.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I MEAN.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HI
successor_of_the_demon_king: Imao.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Maybe ti was Trombones child.
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: I think thats what happend.
furuuto: <<
furuuto: O_O;
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: His tortured mind was screaming at him, 'What did you do to her?!'
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: mad sex-crazed man with a horn
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ROFL/
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: I JUST SAW THAT.
furuuto: All he wanted was to find the key and send Flute home! Back to her mother, back to safety.
furuuto: Manga or anime?
furuuto: -Confused.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: I`ll elt you knwo ssoon.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *let you know
furuuto: -Nods.-
furuuto: I think it's manga.
furuuto: The way he yelled at her.
furuuto: >>;
furuuto: "Walk!" He commanded, shoving her towards a wall.
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: THAT LITTLE WHORE
furuuto: OH MY GOD.
furuuto: OH.. my god.
furuuto: Please..
furuuto: PLEASE don't be LEMON.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I think thats the tv series.
successor_of_the_demon_king: WHYED YOU SHOW THIS TO ME!?
furuuto: >>
furuuto: Most likely.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: I DON'T KNOW.
furuuto: I didn't know it'd be like that.
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: ><
successor_of_the_demon_king: Well its not RWAL detailed.
successor_of_the_demon_king: and then it stops.
furuuto: ...............
furuuto: Nine times the Demon King’s Successor came to her that night, and nine times the Princess of Sforzend willingly, happily, opened herself to him.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I think its a Lime.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: or soft lemon
furuuto: ...that's.. kind of... um, weird.
furuuto: No. Lime is detailed.
furuuto: Slightly.
furuuto: >_>
furuuto: That gives no detail.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Okay.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Nevermind.
furuuto: ?
successor_of_the_demon_king: Its a Lime I think :: Twitch.::
furuuto: ..>>..
furuuto: DUDE.
furuuto: EW>
furuuto: COME ON.
furuuto: >\
successor_of_the_demon_king: DUDE SHES INJRUED AND YOUR SCREWING HER?
successor_of_the_demon_king: *INJURED
successor_of_the_demon_king: WTF
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: ...what. the. hell?
furuuto: LMAO.
furuuto: THIS IS..
furuuto: FREAKING INSANE. XD
furuuto: That's not like Hamel. XD Or Flute.
furuuto: Manga, I mean.
furuuto: Hamel'd be all..
furuuto: "WOOHOO! TAKE OFF THAT DRESS, BABY!"
furuuto: And Flute would be all.. "OH, SHUT UP! -BLUSH!- I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!"
furuuto: ....>> NOT LIKE THAT.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ...
furuuto: ...okay, um..
successor_of_the_demon_king: Eww
furuuto: OH MY GOD.
furuuto: OH MY FREAKING GOD>
furuuto: DAMN.. EW.
furuuto: PLEASE>
furuuto: I DO -NOT- WANT TO READ THAT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: Don't read it anymore, Kanaru. XD
furuuto: That is the FIRST VoH LEMON I have EVER seen.
furuuto: And last.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SHE BIT HSI SHOULDER.
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Rofl..
furuuto: She bit hsi shoulder.
furuuto: his^
furuuto: -Just read that.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: He did her like 9 times
successor_of_the_demon_king: DAMN
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: THOSE BASTARDS
successor_of_the_demon_king: http://haneokameimi.fws1.com/nine.htm
the_grand_pianist: _>
the_grand_pianist: -...doesn't click, of course.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: Ewwwwn.n
furuuto: XD
furuuto: TELL HIM TO.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Tell him to endure it.
furuuto: Because it's funny how they spell Hamel's name wrong.
furuuto: >> Now that that sex scene is over with. x.x;
furuuto: >
furuuto: <<
furuuto: XD
furuuto: "Rofl. @ VoH Lemon."
furuuto: "Me and Kanaru and reading it together." XD
furuuto: I told Gina that.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Yeah its the Anime.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: They talked about the pink elephant.
successor_of_the_demon_king: "I'm sorry… I never thanked you for the beautiful, wonderful gift you gave me."
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: The Pink Elephant?
successor_of_the_demon_king: Yes on the side of the traveing wagon
furuuto: o_O
successor_of_the_demon_king: Nine Times Winter's Chill This story contains mature themes and is meant for a mature audience. And it's SO beautiful! *_*
successor_of_the_demon_king: MATURE
successor_of_the_demon_king: Ddin't that give you a hint?
successor_of_the_demon_king: *Didn't
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: I didn't see that.
furuuto: >>
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Did youlisten to the song I sent you?
furuuto: >_>
furuuto: OOPS.
furuuto: FORGOT.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: -Listening now.-
furuuto: XD
furuuto: I KNOW THAT SONG.
furuuto: <<
successor_of_the_demon_king: ITS LFUYE AND HAMEL LSITEN CLOSE.
furuuto: o_o
furuuto: ..
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: BOY YOUR MAKING ME SCREAM
successor_of_the_demon_king: Xd
furuuto: Captain Jack..
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Yep.
furuuto: Okay. That fic was dumb.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: And funny
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: O_o
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Convincr Btyon.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: If you search on Yahoo..
successor_of_the_demon_king: *Convince Bryon
furuuto: I mean, google..
successor_of_the_demon_king: YOU FOUND HENTAI?
furuuto: "hamel flute fanfiction"
furuuto: And go to page two..
furuuto: And old website of mine is on there.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
furuuto: With an old fic that I deleted.
furuuto: VoH.
furuuto: http://www.geocities.com/enzeru_bufu_sayta/FanFiction.html
furuuto: I was so stupid. XD
furuuto: I want to read it, again.
furuuto: Rofl.
furuuto: It's so mushy, it's gross.
furuuto: >_> I wrote so terribly.
furuuto: wrote it^
successor_of_the_demon_king: HAHA
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ?
successor_of_the_demon_king: She whimpered slightly and jumped into his arms, her face buried into his chest. ?H-Hamel?? She whispered, hugging him tighter. He wrapped his arms around her tightly, moving his hand to hold the back off her head. ?Oh Flute?? He whispered in return, embracing her.
successor_of_the_demon_king: "OH HAMEL I FEEL SO GIDDY"
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: XD!!
furuuto: ...Ew.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *Suddenly sparkles and ubbles ensued.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *
furuuto: Stupid question marks.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: >_>
successor_of_the_demon_king: *And corny as music*
furuuto: That storys a piece of shiiiit.
successor_of_the_demon_king: As Hamel then shoot the music players and ubbles and slapped Flute and walekd off.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *walked
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king:
?I-I?Love?You Hamel.? She whispered, the blush slowly leaving her face. She didn?t expect a reply, because that?s how it usually was, but what she heard next made her heart skip a beat.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: LMAO.
furuuto: ...rofl..
successor_of_the_demon_king: I thought ti said.. how it usually urinal
successor_of_the_demon_king: *it
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: "HAMEL I MSUT I MSUT PEEEE:
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: *"
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
successor_of_the_demon_king: I?Love you too?Flute.? Hamel said, his blush leaving his face as well as he kissed the top of her head. She looked up at him, her eyes full of happiness, still teary, and a warm smile spread across her lips. He smiled in return and came closer to her, his lips brushing hers for a moment and then coming down onto them, kissing her passionately
furuuto: XD
furuuto: STOP IT.
furuuto: I feel stupid.
furuuto: XD;
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND THAT IS HOW
successor_of_the_demon_king: CHILD NUMBER ONE WAS BORN.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND AFETRTHAT
furuuto: XD
furuuto: NO!
successor_of_the_demon_king: HTEY DID IT 9 TIMES.
furuuto: Keep reading.
furuuto: They get into bed together.
furuuto: I think.
successor_of_the_demon_king: 9 TIMES MORE MORE ENJOYABLE.
furuuto: XD;....
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Hamel smiled, holding onto Flute a little tighter. "I love you?So much. And I'll make sure you never cry again." He said, falling into a deep and blissful sleep.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AS THEY DID IT 9 MORE TIMES
furuuto: ..
furuuto: XD
furuuto: XD;
successor_of_the_demon_king: 9 MORE WONDERESS TIMES
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Damn, it Kanaru.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN THE WORLD BLEWUP
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND THEY DID IT AGAIM
furuuto: Stop making me look like a psycho.
successor_of_the_demon_king: 9 MORE TIMES AGAIN
furuuto: XD
furuuto: -Laughing.. so.. hard.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND THEN
successor_of_the_demon_king: .....THEY DID IT 9 MORE TIMES
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND RAIEL WALKED IN!
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: BUT THEREY DIDN'T CARE.
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEY DID IT NINE MORE BLSISFUL TIMES AGAIN
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN TROM TAPED IT AND THEY ENSUED MORE
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: OH THOSE 9 TIMES WERE FABLOUS
successor_of_the_demon_king: AS FLUYTE IGGGLED LIKE A FLUFFY FAIRY PRINCESS
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN NINE MORE TIMES..
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND SOON 9 MORW AFTER THAT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SO REMEMBER KIDS.
successor_of_the_demon_king: BEING LIEK HAMEL AND FLUTE ISN'T COOL.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: USE A CONDOEM FOR SAFE SEX.
furuuto: XD!
successor_of_the_demon_king: I MEAN YOU OWNT EVEN TELL SHES PREGNANT
successor_of_the_demon_king: HLEL DON'T HAVE SEX AT ALL.
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: IF YOU DO WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AAND HCOP YOUR DAMN PENIS OFF.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND SELL IT TO OLIN.
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: Ew.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE HAPPY SFORFANDZO FOUNDATION OF LIGTH AND GIDDY THINGS.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Oh god..
successor_of_the_demon_king: I am GENIUS.
furuuto: Brb.. restroom. XD;..
successor_of_the_demon_king: DON'T LET HE MAZOKU POTTY TAKE YOU.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I`m putting this on my live journal XD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: OH MY GAWD THE POTTY HAS A SACRED JEWEL EMBEDDED IN IT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: =O
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Um.
furuuto: What>
furuuto: ?^
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE SHARD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: OMG
successor_of_the_demon_king: WTACH OUT
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE TOLEITS ATTCKING YOU
furuuto: o_O;
successor_of_the_demon_king: *TOLIETS
successor_of_the_demon_king: HURRY EGT E JEWEL SHAQRD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *GET THE
successor_of_the_demon_king: *SHARD
furuuto: ...>_>
furuuto: What?
furuuto: ..are you talking about?
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE SHARD IS EMBEDDE DIN THE TOLIET.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: *EMBEDDED IN
furuuto: o_o
successor_of_the_demon_king: HURRY AND REMOVE IT.
furuuto: XD @ Bryon's Statuis.
furuuto: Status^
successor_of_the_demon_king: successor_of_the_demon_king: WHAt?
successor_of_the_demon_king: MY CLOTHES ARE ON.
successor_of_the_demon_king: o_O
furuuto: o_O
furuuto: Um.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Whats he nosebleeding about then i`m dressed.XD
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: oo;
successor_of_the_demon_king: HRURY GET THE SHRD
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: FluteH MY GAWD HAMEL TAKE ME.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: hAMEL:BISH GET ON THE FLOOR
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *THEY THEN DO IT NINE MOR EBLISSFUL TIMES*
furuuto: XD!
successor_of_the_demon_king: FltueH HAMEL
successor_of_the_demon_king: hAMEL: FUUURUUUTTO
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: *They do it nine more blissful times*
successor_of_the_demon_king: Then! Hamel gets cancer and needs his thing chopepd off!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *chopped
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: EW.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND FLUTE BEGINS TO VOMIT
successor_of_the_demon_king: BUT THEY SUSPECT NOTHING.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN ONE DAY AFTER FLTUE GREW FVERY FAT.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: A BABY POPPED OUT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THAT LOOEKD LIKE TROMBONE!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *LOOKED
furuuto: XD
furuuto: EW.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HAMEL WAS IN HOCK!
successor_of_the_demon_king: WAS TORMVONE MORE BLISSFUL THEN HIM!?
successor_of_the_demon_king: *TROMBONE
furuuto: XD..
successor_of_the_demon_king: Hamel: BISH! WHAT HTE HELL!?
successor_of_the_demon_king: FLUTE:I`M SORRY HAMEL BUT TORMBONE DID ME 15 BLSISFUL TIMES!!
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: *TROMBINE DID ME 15 BLISSFUL
successor_of_the_demon_king: HAMEL WAS OUTRAGEDBY THIS.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND WALKED OUT O FLUTE.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: ON
furuuto: Rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: WHO ELSE COULD HE FIND THAT WOULD DO TI WITH HIM!?
successor_of_the_demon_king: BESIDES OLIN AND RAIEL.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HE NEEDED A WOMAN DAMNITT
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND CORONET WAS TOO YOUNG HE'D GO TO JAIL!
furuuto: XD
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: SO HAMEL ROMAED THE STREETS SEARCHIGN FAR AND WIDE.
successor_of_the_demon_king: FOR A OWMAN OLD ENOUGH TO SUIT HIS NEEDSW!
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND OEN DAY
successor_of_the_demon_king: HE SUTMBLED UPON QUEEN HORN
successor_of_the_demon_king: HE TOLD HER OF HOW HER DAUGHTER WAS A SLUT.
furuuto: EWW.
furuuto: EW.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND SHE AGREED!
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: KANARU, STOP IT. XD;
furuuto: SHE'S LIKE.. SEVENTY YEARS OLD.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: ALL FO A SUDDEN HAMEL BEGAN TO NOTICE HOW SEXY HORN WAS!
furuuto: XD!!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND HRON LIEKD HAMLES HORN SO VERY MUCH!
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Oh my god..
successor_of_the_demon_king: Horn: OH HAMEL YOUR HORNIS SO BIG.
successor_of_the_demon_king: EVNE THOUGH TI WAS SMALL
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Hamel: I know bish.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN..
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEY DID IT NINE BLISSFUL TIMES!
furuuto: EWW>
furuuto: THAT'S SO SICK..
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND NINE MORE BLISSFUL TIMES AFTER THAT!
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HORN STARETD VOMITTING!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *STARTED
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND GREW VERY LARGE
furuuto: ..shes already hit menopause. >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND OUT POPPED A BABY GIRL WITH A HORN.
furuuto: XD!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN SHE DISOWNED FLUTE.
successor_of_the_demon_king: FOR BEING A DAMN SLUT
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND HER NEW CHILD WOULD BECAME THE NEW RULER FO SFORZANDO!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE END.
furuuto: XD!!
furuuto: That was..
furuuto: The best damn story I have ever heard.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN STACIES MOM BEGAN TO PLAY
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: BUT ACTUALLY HAD LRYICS THAT SAID FLUTES MOM GOT IT GOING ON.
furuuto: PLEASE.
furuuto: STOP.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND A MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT HAMEL SINGIGN HWO FLTUE WAS A WHORE AND HOW HER MOM WAS SOO FIEN CAME ON PLAYED
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE TRUE END.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Oh my god.
furuuto: That was the best story I have ever read.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I just made that all up with out ploting it out.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: XD.;
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
furuuto: Oh my god.
furuuto: Whew..
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: You should make that VoH room again.
furuuto: I'm bored. >_>
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
furuuto: Not to RP.
furuuto: Just to go to.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: >/
furuuto: Again, please.
furuuto: Do it like..
furuuto: Twice.
furuuto: >_>
furuuto: http://haneokameimi.fws1.com/nine.htm
successor_of_the_demon_king: Whats it about?
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: Dunno.
furuuto: I'm reading it.
furuuto: >_>
successor_of_the_demon_king: <<;
furuuto: oo;
furuuto: I WANTED IT TO BE MANGA-ISH.
furuuto: ;_;
furuuto: >>
furuuto: It might be.
furuuto: But they've put Hamel in a brooding mode.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I bet its a romance.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >_>;
furuuto: I think.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: <<
furuuto: It is.
furuuto: I think.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SO, I WONT READ IT.
furuuto: "Your wife..." the man began slowly. Hameln wagged his head, but the man didn't see, so fixated was he on coming to the point. "She's in a bad way."
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: "The fact is," he went on, with an obvious effort, "she's losing the baby... I'm so very sorry."
furuuto: ...rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: iddall that.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SHES PREGNANT?
successor_of_the_demon_king: WTF
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Damn horney bastards.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: I don't know.
furuuto: Hold on.
furuuto: >>
furuuto: >_>
furuuto: I guess she lost a baby that Hamel didn't know she had. XD
furuuto: Rofl.
furuuto: YOU SICK, SICK NASTY BASTARD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Horny bastards.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: YES.
furuuto: WHY'RE YOU SCREWING A PRINCESS, ANYWAY? =O
successor_of_the_demon_king: THOSE SICKOS.
furuuto: You're not even married. <<
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Hameln nodded. His mouth felt full of dust but he forced himself to speak. His voice was a feeble rasp, "Don't tell her, please," was all he could manage.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: DON'T TTELL HER I RAPED HER.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I MEAN.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HI
successor_of_the_demon_king: Imao.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Maybe ti was Trombones child.
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: I think thats what happend.
furuuto: <<
furuuto: O_O;
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: His tortured mind was screaming at him, 'What did you do to her?!'
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: mad sex-crazed man with a horn
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ROFL/
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: I JUST SAW THAT.
furuuto: All he wanted was to find the key and send Flute home! Back to her mother, back to safety.
furuuto: Manga or anime?
furuuto: -Confused.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: I`ll elt you knwo ssoon.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *let you know
furuuto: -Nods.-
furuuto: I think it's manga.
furuuto: The way he yelled at her.
furuuto: >>;
furuuto: "Walk!" He commanded, shoving her towards a wall.
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: THAT LITTLE WHORE
furuuto: OH MY GOD.
furuuto: OH.. my god.
furuuto: Please..
furuuto: PLEASE don't be LEMON.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I think thats the tv series.
successor_of_the_demon_king: WHYED YOU SHOW THIS TO ME!?
furuuto: >>
furuuto: Most likely.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: I DON'T KNOW.
furuuto: I didn't know it'd be like that.
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: EW
successor_of_the_demon_king: ><
successor_of_the_demon_king: Well its not RWAL detailed.
successor_of_the_demon_king: and then it stops.
furuuto: ...............
furuuto: Nine times the Demon King’s Successor came to her that night, and nine times the Princess of Sforzend willingly, happily, opened herself to him.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I think its a Lime.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: or soft lemon
furuuto: ...that's.. kind of... um, weird.
furuuto: No. Lime is detailed.
furuuto: Slightly.
furuuto: >_>
furuuto: That gives no detail.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Okay.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Nevermind.
furuuto: ?
successor_of_the_demon_king: Its a Lime I think :: Twitch.::
furuuto: ..>>..
furuuto: DUDE.
furuuto: EW>
furuuto: COME ON.
furuuto: >\
successor_of_the_demon_king: DUDE SHES INJRUED AND YOUR SCREWING HER?
successor_of_the_demon_king: *INJURED
successor_of_the_demon_king: WTF
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: ...what. the. hell?
furuuto: LMAO.
furuuto: THIS IS..
furuuto: FREAKING INSANE. XD
furuuto: That's not like Hamel. XD Or Flute.
furuuto: Manga, I mean.
furuuto: Hamel'd be all..
furuuto: "WOOHOO! TAKE OFF THAT DRESS, BABY!"
furuuto: And Flute would be all.. "OH, SHUT UP! -BLUSH!- I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!"
furuuto: ....>> NOT LIKE THAT.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ...
furuuto: ...okay, um..
successor_of_the_demon_king: Eww
furuuto: OH MY GOD.
furuuto: OH MY FREAKING GOD>
furuuto: DAMN.. EW.
furuuto: PLEASE>
furuuto: I DO -NOT- WANT TO READ THAT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: Don't read it anymore, Kanaru. XD
furuuto: That is the FIRST VoH LEMON I have EVER seen.
furuuto: And last.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SHE BIT HSI SHOULDER.
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Rofl..
furuuto: She bit hsi shoulder.
furuuto: his^
furuuto: -Just read that.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: He did her like 9 times
successor_of_the_demon_king: DAMN
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: THOSE BASTARDS
successor_of_the_demon_king: http://haneokameimi.fws1.com/nine.htm
the_grand_pianist: _>
the_grand_pianist: -...doesn't click, of course.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: Ewwwwn.n
furuuto: XD
furuuto: TELL HIM TO.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Tell him to endure it.
furuuto: Because it's funny how they spell Hamel's name wrong.
furuuto: >> Now that that sex scene is over with. x.x;
furuuto: >
furuuto: <<
furuuto: XD
furuuto: "Rofl. @ VoH Lemon."
furuuto: "Me and Kanaru and reading it together." XD
furuuto: I told Gina that.
successor_of_the_demon_king: Yeah its the Anime.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: They talked about the pink elephant.
successor_of_the_demon_king: "I'm sorry… I never thanked you for the beautiful, wonderful gift you gave me."
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: The Pink Elephant?
successor_of_the_demon_king: Yes on the side of the traveing wagon
furuuto: o_O
successor_of_the_demon_king: Nine Times Winter's Chill This story contains mature themes and is meant for a mature audience. And it's SO beautiful! *_*
successor_of_the_demon_king: MATURE
successor_of_the_demon_king: Ddin't that give you a hint?
successor_of_the_demon_king: *Didn't
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: I didn't see that.
furuuto: >>
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Did youlisten to the song I sent you?
furuuto: >_>
furuuto: OOPS.
furuuto: FORGOT.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: -Listening now.-
furuuto: XD
furuuto: I KNOW THAT SONG.
furuuto: <<
successor_of_the_demon_king: ITS LFUYE AND HAMEL LSITEN CLOSE.
furuuto: o_o
furuuto: ..
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: BOY YOUR MAKING ME SCREAM
successor_of_the_demon_king: Xd
furuuto: Captain Jack..
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Yep.
furuuto: Okay. That fic was dumb.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: And funny
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: O_o
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Convincr Btyon.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: If you search on Yahoo..
successor_of_the_demon_king: *Convince Bryon
furuuto: I mean, google..
successor_of_the_demon_king: YOU FOUND HENTAI?
furuuto: "hamel flute fanfiction"
furuuto: And go to page two..
furuuto: And old website of mine is on there.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
furuuto: With an old fic that I deleted.
furuuto: VoH.
furuuto: http://www.geocities.com/enzeru_bufu_sayta/FanFiction.html
furuuto: I was so stupid. XD
furuuto: I want to read it, again.
furuuto: Rofl.
furuuto: It's so mushy, it's gross.
furuuto: >_> I wrote so terribly.
furuuto: wrote it^
successor_of_the_demon_king: HAHA
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ?
successor_of_the_demon_king: She whimpered slightly and jumped into his arms, her face buried into his chest. ?H-Hamel?? She whispered, hugging him tighter. He wrapped his arms around her tightly, moving his hand to hold the back off her head. ?Oh Flute?? He whispered in return, embracing her.
successor_of_the_demon_king: "OH HAMEL I FEEL SO GIDDY"
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: XD!!
furuuto: ...Ew.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *Suddenly sparkles and ubbles ensued.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *
furuuto: Stupid question marks.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: >_>
successor_of_the_demon_king: *And corny as music*
furuuto: That storys a piece of shiiiit.
successor_of_the_demon_king: As Hamel then shoot the music players and ubbles and slapped Flute and walekd off.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *walked
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king:
?I-I?Love?You Hamel.? She whispered, the blush slowly leaving her face. She didn?t expect a reply, because that?s how it usually was, but what she heard next made her heart skip a beat.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: LMAO.
furuuto: ...rofl..
successor_of_the_demon_king: I thought ti said.. how it usually urinal
successor_of_the_demon_king: *it
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: "HAMEL I MSUT I MSUT PEEEE:
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: *"
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
successor_of_the_demon_king: I?Love you too?Flute.? Hamel said, his blush leaving his face as well as he kissed the top of her head. She looked up at him, her eyes full of happiness, still teary, and a warm smile spread across her lips. He smiled in return and came closer to her, his lips brushing hers for a moment and then coming down onto them, kissing her passionately
furuuto: XD
furuuto: STOP IT.
furuuto: I feel stupid.
furuuto: XD;
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND THAT IS HOW
successor_of_the_demon_king: CHILD NUMBER ONE WAS BORN.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND AFETRTHAT
furuuto: XD
furuuto: NO!
successor_of_the_demon_king: HTEY DID IT 9 TIMES.
furuuto: Keep reading.
furuuto: They get into bed together.
furuuto: I think.
successor_of_the_demon_king: 9 TIMES MORE MORE ENJOYABLE.
furuuto: XD;....
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Hamel smiled, holding onto Flute a little tighter. "I love you?So much. And I'll make sure you never cry again." He said, falling into a deep and blissful sleep.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AS THEY DID IT 9 MORE TIMES
furuuto: ..
furuuto: XD
furuuto: XD;
successor_of_the_demon_king: 9 MORE WONDERESS TIMES
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Damn, it Kanaru.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN THE WORLD BLEWUP
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND THEY DID IT AGAIM
furuuto: Stop making me look like a psycho.
successor_of_the_demon_king: 9 MORE TIMES AGAIN
furuuto: XD
furuuto: -Laughing.. so.. hard.-
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND THEN
successor_of_the_demon_king: .....THEY DID IT 9 MORE TIMES
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND RAIEL WALKED IN!
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: BUT THEREY DIDN'T CARE.
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEY DID IT NINE MORE BLSISFUL TIMES AGAIN
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN TROM TAPED IT AND THEY ENSUED MORE
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: OH THOSE 9 TIMES WERE FABLOUS
successor_of_the_demon_king: AS FLUYTE IGGGLED LIKE A FLUFFY FAIRY PRINCESS
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN NINE MORE TIMES..
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND SOON 9 MORW AFTER THAT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: SO REMEMBER KIDS.
successor_of_the_demon_king: BEING LIEK HAMEL AND FLUTE ISN'T COOL.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: USE A CONDOEM FOR SAFE SEX.
furuuto: XD!
successor_of_the_demon_king: I MEAN YOU OWNT EVEN TELL SHES PREGNANT
successor_of_the_demon_king: HLEL DON'T HAVE SEX AT ALL.
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: IF YOU DO WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AAND HCOP YOUR DAMN PENIS OFF.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND SELL IT TO OLIN.
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: Ew.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE HAPPY SFORFANDZO FOUNDATION OF LIGTH AND GIDDY THINGS.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Oh god..
successor_of_the_demon_king: I am GENIUS.
furuuto: Brb.. restroom. XD;..
successor_of_the_demon_king: DON'T LET HE MAZOKU POTTY TAKE YOU.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I`m putting this on my live journal XD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: OH MY GAWD THE POTTY HAS A SACRED JEWEL EMBEDDED IN IT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: =O
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Um.
furuuto: What>
furuuto: ?^
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE SHARD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: OMG
successor_of_the_demon_king: WTACH OUT
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE TOLEITS ATTCKING YOU
furuuto: o_O;
successor_of_the_demon_king: *TOLIETS
successor_of_the_demon_king: HURRY EGT E JEWEL SHAQRD.
successor_of_the_demon_king: *GET THE
successor_of_the_demon_king: *SHARD
furuuto: ...>_>
furuuto: What?
furuuto: ..are you talking about?
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE SHARD IS EMBEDDE DIN THE TOLIET.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: *EMBEDDED IN
furuuto: o_o
successor_of_the_demon_king: HURRY AND REMOVE IT.
furuuto: XD @ Bryon's Statuis.
furuuto: Status^
successor_of_the_demon_king: successor_of_the_demon_king: WHAt?
successor_of_the_demon_king: MY CLOTHES ARE ON.
successor_of_the_demon_king: o_O
furuuto: o_O
furuuto: Um.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Whats he nosebleeding about then i`m dressed.XD
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: oo;
successor_of_the_demon_king: HRURY GET THE SHRD
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: FluteH MY GAWD HAMEL TAKE ME.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: hAMEL:BISH GET ON THE FLOOR
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *THEY THEN DO IT NINE MOR EBLISSFUL TIMES*
furuuto: XD!
successor_of_the_demon_king: FltueH HAMEL
successor_of_the_demon_king: hAMEL: FUUURUUUTTO
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: *They do it nine more blissful times*
successor_of_the_demon_king: Then! Hamel gets cancer and needs his thing chopepd off!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *chopped
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: EW.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND FLUTE BEGINS TO VOMIT
successor_of_the_demon_king: BUT THEY SUSPECT NOTHING.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN ONE DAY AFTER FLTUE GREW FVERY FAT.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: A BABY POPPED OUT.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THAT LOOEKD LIKE TROMBONE!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *LOOKED
furuuto: XD
furuuto: EW.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HAMEL WAS IN HOCK!
successor_of_the_demon_king: WAS TORMVONE MORE BLISSFUL THEN HIM!?
successor_of_the_demon_king: *TROMBONE
furuuto: XD..
successor_of_the_demon_king: Hamel: BISH! WHAT HTE HELL!?
successor_of_the_demon_king: FLUTE:I`M SORRY HAMEL BUT TORMBONE DID ME 15 BLSISFUL TIMES!!
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: *TROMBINE DID ME 15 BLISSFUL
successor_of_the_demon_king: HAMEL WAS OUTRAGEDBY THIS.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND WALKED OUT O FLUTE.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: ON
furuuto: Rofl.
successor_of_the_demon_king: WHO ELSE COULD HE FIND THAT WOULD DO TI WITH HIM!?
successor_of_the_demon_king: BESIDES OLIN AND RAIEL.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HE NEEDED A WOMAN DAMNITT
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND CORONET WAS TOO YOUNG HE'D GO TO JAIL!
furuuto: XD
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: SO HAMEL ROMAED THE STREETS SEARCHIGN FAR AND WIDE.
successor_of_the_demon_king: FOR A OWMAN OLD ENOUGH TO SUIT HIS NEEDSW!
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND OEN DAY
successor_of_the_demon_king: HE SUTMBLED UPON QUEEN HORN
successor_of_the_demon_king: HE TOLD HER OF HOW HER DAUGHTER WAS A SLUT.
furuuto: EWW.
furuuto: EW.
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND SHE AGREED!
furuuto: XD
furuuto: ROFL.
furuuto: KANARU, STOP IT. XD;
furuuto: SHE'S LIKE.. SEVENTY YEARS OLD.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: ALL FO A SUDDEN HAMEL BEGAN TO NOTICE HOW SEXY HORN WAS!
furuuto: XD!!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND HRON LIEKD HAMLES HORN SO VERY MUCH!
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Oh my god..
successor_of_the_demon_king: Horn: OH HAMEL YOUR HORNIS SO BIG.
successor_of_the_demon_king: EVNE THOUGH TI WAS SMALL
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: Hamel: I know bish.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN..
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEY DID IT NINE BLISSFUL TIMES!
furuuto: EWW>
furuuto: THAT'S SO SICK..
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND NINE MORE BLISSFUL TIMES AFTER THAT!
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN.
successor_of_the_demon_king: HORN STARETD VOMITTING!
successor_of_the_demon_king: *STARTED
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND GREW VERY LARGE
furuuto: ..shes already hit menopause. >>
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND OUT POPPED A BABY GIRL WITH A HORN.
furuuto: XD!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN SHE DISOWNED FLUTE.
successor_of_the_demon_king: FOR BEING A DAMN SLUT
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND HER NEW CHILD WOULD BECAME THE NEW RULER FO SFORZANDO!
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE END.
furuuto: XD!!
furuuto: That was..
furuuto: The best damn story I have ever heard.
successor_of_the_demon_king: THEN STACIES MOM BEGAN TO PLAY
furuuto: XD!!
successor_of_the_demon_king: BUT ACTUALLY HAD LRYICS THAT SAID FLUTES MOM GOT IT GOING ON.
furuuto: PLEASE.
furuuto: STOP.
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: AND A MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT HAMEL SINGIGN HWO FLTUE WAS A WHORE AND HOW HER MOM WAS SOO FIEN CAME ON PLAYED
successor_of_the_demon_king: THE TRUE END.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: XD
furuuto: Oh my god.
furuuto: That was the best story I have ever read.
successor_of_the_demon_king: I just made that all up with out ploting it out.
successor_of_the_demon_king: >>
furuuto: XD.;
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
furuuto: Oh my god.
furuuto: Whew..
furuuto: XD
successor_of_the_demon_king: XD
furuuto: You should make that VoH room again.
furuuto: I'm bored. >_>
successor_of_the_demon_king: xD
furuuto: Not to RP.
furuuto: Just to go to.
furuuto: XD
furuuto: >/
furuuto: Again, please.
furuuto: Do it like..
furuuto: Twice.
furuuto: >_>