A POnY!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I put money in caramel_betty's expired parking meter (14 points). In June I donated bone marrow to hellison in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I helped ceirseach hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I turned rich1337 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (104 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
kanaalzahir