FUCK YOU!
---RANDOM: if i had a choice between seeing Jimmy Buffett live in concert, or being sodomized to the beat of Miami Sound Machine's "Conga", i would choose the butt-fucking.---
in case you had forgotten what MSM sounded like... http://www.myspace.com/miamisoundmachine
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here's a message for all of the homophobes out there. YOU'RE THE FAGS!
if you don't mind fucking a girl in the ass while your best friend is fucking her, Christian style as i call it, and your balls are touching, and you're both grunting away like some pre-modern human mongoloids, dripping sweat on each-others assholes... then you're gay. if you hate "FAGS" and constantly quote Leviticus, then i think you're probably hiding something.
usually people aren't so worried/vocal/full of hate about something unless they're ashamed. deep down. they've questioned themselves. their uncle al touched their peepees once when they were little, and now they want revenge. their dad turned out to be gay and left the family, and the mortgage.
they hate fags. can't stand them. even god hates fags. fags. queers. homos. they're an abomination. they're evil and they will go to hell.
why do people think this?
when they used to pat each-other on the butt for a good game, or have a towel party afterward in the showers, did they not feel that these actions were slightly homoerotic? of course not. god hates fags but loves football.
why do christians only take serious the text that says "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."? and why not all of the other laws in the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament)? here are some more examples of laws that, if broken, are considered abominations, and many are punishable by death.
-Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another. *federal government, stock market, church*
-Ye shall not eat [any thing] with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. *i'll take the rib-eye, medium rare please.*
-Thou shalt not curse the deaf, nor put a stumblingblock before the blind, but shalt fear thy God: I [am] the LORD. *helen keller was a hero until she publicly supported the socialist cause, then president woodrow wilson, and numerous news organizations, described her actions as "mistakes sprung out of the manifest limitations of her development." do we still provide enough money for the support and education for the modern day deaf and blind?*
-Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I [am] the LORD your God. *SEACREST, OUT!*
-And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. *what if you sleep with your dog or cat? it says nothing about having to fuck a dog or cat.*
-They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh. *Mr.Clean! NO!*
why don't the christian homophobes take all of this other shit seriously? if all of the -fag- haters would actually read the religious text in which they attempt to preach, then they would realize that the bible is chock-full-o-bullshit rules that no one, not a single person could actually live by. elsewhere it also states that if you eat too much, it is an abomination. what about thanksgiving? i guess we're all fucked.
this was all sparked by years of observation of people i know personally. i don't agree with them, and they don't agree with me. but whatever. some of these people i know don't understand that sodomy is more than fucking someone in the ass, which is usually their preferred method of degrading women. here's a definition.
sod‧om‧y
-noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality (def. 4).
why do christians and other homophobes hate homosexuals? because they're gay. and they will eventually realize this when they have a baptist family of four.
there is no way anne coulter hasn't taken it in the ass by a strap-on... that's why her face looks so fucking weird. if she isn't a lesbian, then i'm not a fatass.
god hates neo-christians, homophobes, and anne coulter.
in case you had forgotten what MSM sounded like... http://www.myspace.com/miamisoundmachine
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here's a message for all of the homophobes out there. YOU'RE THE FAGS!
if you don't mind fucking a girl in the ass while your best friend is fucking her, Christian style as i call it, and your balls are touching, and you're both grunting away like some pre-modern human mongoloids, dripping sweat on each-others assholes... then you're gay. if you hate "FAGS" and constantly quote Leviticus, then i think you're probably hiding something.
usually people aren't so worried/vocal/full of hate about something unless they're ashamed. deep down. they've questioned themselves. their uncle al touched their peepees once when they were little, and now they want revenge. their dad turned out to be gay and left the family, and the mortgage.
they hate fags. can't stand them. even god hates fags. fags. queers. homos. they're an abomination. they're evil and they will go to hell.
why do people think this?
when they used to pat each-other on the butt for a good game, or have a towel party afterward in the showers, did they not feel that these actions were slightly homoerotic? of course not. god hates fags but loves football.
why do christians only take serious the text that says "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."? and why not all of the other laws in the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament)? here are some more examples of laws that, if broken, are considered abominations, and many are punishable by death.
-Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another. *federal government, stock market, church*
-Ye shall not eat [any thing] with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. *i'll take the rib-eye, medium rare please.*
-Thou shalt not curse the deaf, nor put a stumblingblock before the blind, but shalt fear thy God: I [am] the LORD. *helen keller was a hero until she publicly supported the socialist cause, then president woodrow wilson, and numerous news organizations, described her actions as "mistakes sprung out of the manifest limitations of her development." do we still provide enough money for the support and education for the modern day deaf and blind?*
-Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I [am] the LORD your God. *SEACREST, OUT!*
-And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. *what if you sleep with your dog or cat? it says nothing about having to fuck a dog or cat.*
-They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh. *Mr.Clean! NO!*
why don't the christian homophobes take all of this other shit seriously? if all of the -fag- haters would actually read the religious text in which they attempt to preach, then they would realize that the bible is chock-full-o-bullshit rules that no one, not a single person could actually live by. elsewhere it also states that if you eat too much, it is an abomination. what about thanksgiving? i guess we're all fucked.
this was all sparked by years of observation of people i know personally. i don't agree with them, and they don't agree with me. but whatever. some of these people i know don't understand that sodomy is more than fucking someone in the ass, which is usually their preferred method of degrading women. here's a definition.
sod‧om‧y
-noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality (def. 4).
why do christians and other homophobes hate homosexuals? because they're gay. and they will eventually realize this when they have a baptist family of four.
there is no way anne coulter hasn't taken it in the ass by a strap-on... that's why her face looks so fucking weird. if she isn't a lesbian, then i'm not a fatass.
god hates neo-christians, homophobes, and anne coulter.