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a list o' bands that you don't have to like
there are some bands, that if you're human, you're supposed to like. well i say fuck that, and that it is okay to come out and say that you really do not like these bands... it's okay. you can admit it. some of the bands on this list i love, and others i dislike... but you don't have to like them or dislike them. that is the point of this exercise... admit which bands you do not like.
1) Led Zeppelin- if you like 40 minute songs, and 10 minute jimmy page solos... then there it is. enjoy. the only song i like is the one that goes like this (guitar/bass)-dun dunc uh dan noh, dun dunc uh dan noh (dude) uhh ahhahhhy ahhh
2) Ramones- if you're a fan of cut time three chord jams and joey's annoying ass voice, then there you go. i love them, that's why a branded myself with their logo, but you don't have to. you can hate them in fact, it's okay.
3) Pink Floyd- if you can sit there and actually listen to an entire floyd album, without wanting to off yourself, then you deserve a medal.
4) The Rolling Stones- paint it black=amazing, start me up=not the best. honky tonk woman=annoying yet refreshing
5) The Clash- i found a copy of London Calling while cleaning a Section-8 apartment. i listened to it, and didn't quite understand what all of the hype was about.
6) Rancid- even though one of the first guitar riffs i ever learned, was one by this band... that dude's voice is so god damn annoying. i have never owned anything by them.
7) Cash, Johnny Cash- i cried the day he died. one piece at a time, long black veil, orange blossom special. he was amazing, but you don't have to think so.
8) The Beatles- their unoriginal covers of already popular american songs, sgt.pepper's lonely hearts club band vs. the white album. i don't know. it's up to you.
9) Green Day- i have never owned anything by these bastards. did i like the album "american idiot"? no not really. did i like the message? kind of. hopefully there are a lot more little pop-punk teenies running around questioning their conservative parents.
10) Metallica- the only thing acceptable, in my opinion, by these bastards would be the "master of puppets" album. anything after that is annoying crap. james hetfield repeating "OHHUGH!". lars saying "napster, is like bad." eat shit metallica. go make a movie about how you have to go to band therapy, oh wait, you already did that. douche bags.
there are some bands, that if you're human, you're supposed to like. well i say fuck that, and that it is okay to come out and say that you really do not like these bands... it's okay. you can admit it. some of the bands on this list i love, and others i dislike... but you don't have to like them or dislike them. that is the point of this exercise... admit which bands you do not like.
1) Led Zeppelin- if you like 40 minute songs, and 10 minute jimmy page solos... then there it is. enjoy. the only song i like is the one that goes like this (guitar/bass)-dun dunc uh dan noh, dun dunc uh dan noh (dude) uhh ahhahhhy ahhh
2) Ramones- if you're a fan of cut time three chord jams and joey's annoying ass voice, then there you go. i love them, that's why a branded myself with their logo, but you don't have to. you can hate them in fact, it's okay.
3) Pink Floyd- if you can sit there and actually listen to an entire floyd album, without wanting to off yourself, then you deserve a medal.
4) The Rolling Stones- paint it black=amazing, start me up=not the best. honky tonk woman=annoying yet refreshing
5) The Clash- i found a copy of London Calling while cleaning a Section-8 apartment. i listened to it, and didn't quite understand what all of the hype was about.
6) Rancid- even though one of the first guitar riffs i ever learned, was one by this band... that dude's voice is so god damn annoying. i have never owned anything by them.
7) Cash, Johnny Cash- i cried the day he died. one piece at a time, long black veil, orange blossom special. he was amazing, but you don't have to think so.
8) The Beatles- their unoriginal covers of already popular american songs, sgt.pepper's lonely hearts club band vs. the white album. i don't know. it's up to you.
9) Green Day- i have never owned anything by these bastards. did i like the album "american idiot"? no not really. did i like the message? kind of. hopefully there are a lot more little pop-punk teenies running around questioning their conservative parents.
10) Metallica- the only thing acceptable, in my opinion, by these bastards would be the "master of puppets" album. anything after that is annoying crap. james hetfield repeating "OHHUGH!". lars saying "napster, is like bad." eat shit metallica. go make a movie about how you have to go to band therapy, oh wait, you already did that. douche bags.