The strangest subject to spam I have ever gotten:

[kamoriaha]

"There is a woman who in your area is expecting u today"

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[skwidly]

See, that looks like perfectly normal spam to me. My favorite is: "prevents wrin kles and sage", which company I presume will soon market products to prevent parsley, rosemary, and thyme.

[kamoriaha]

but it's so grammatically messed up that it took me like 5 minutes to understand what it said. Of course that might have been because I just woke up... but that's besides the point.

[ryan_pai]

The weird thing is that by "expecting" it means she's pregnant.