Chapter 02 - The Day That Became a Mistake - Horoscopes [Voice/Action]

[kamiyandisease]

["Face it, you’re a hilarious drunk!"... Was one of the messages and more that Touma had gotten on his journal today. Considering it was a simple prank made by someone on the network, he did not pay it any matter. He came to the conclusion that it was something similar to internet spam in your e-mail account. After that, Touma had decided that he

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[hackedcode]

[Isn't that ...]

Wrong, but close. It's thirty-seven.

[ ... ]

Something is wrong with you.

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[kamiyandisease]

[HIC.] Jaq-chan? Izz'at you? I'm totes fine! Just... [HIC.]

N-no, I'm pretty... [HIC.] ... Why didn't anyone tell me that it was thirty-seven?

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We were keeping it a secret from you. It stopped being funny, so now you get to know the truth.

[... Hmm. She's not very convinced.]

... You're not fine.

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[kamiyandisease]

Woof? I don't feels sicky... If I had a cold, I would be sneezing it up!

[This will be the sound of him sitting down against a wall, though. Walking is really hard to do right now.] ... Ugh, I'm gonna sit down to gets my barrings for a moment. I feel like I've been hits by a train.

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Fine people don't feel like they've been hit by trains. [... Wow, that was a sudden bout of annoyance. Maybe that weird sentence in her journal -- "keep your mood swings under control" -- was on to something.] Go home if you feel that way.

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[kamiyandisease]

Are you okay? [He's pretty used to people throwing down mood swings.] You sounds a bit more angry than usual.

[...] I'm tryin' but I can't remember which way home is.

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[hackedcode]

I'm not angry about anything! [A pause! Then she lowers her tone.] If you really can't remember, then ask for some bleeding heart to take you in for the night. Unless you feel like sleeping in the snow or some hallway somewhere.

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[kamiyandisease]

[There's a long silence before he says this in a serious tone... Well, as serious as it can sound.]

Jaq-chan... Let's be... [HIC.] Let's be reasonable gentlemen here. There's no way that a dyin' organ can take me in. That would be super creepy.

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[hackedcode]

... I meant those hero-types we seem to be swimming in within this village! Furthermore, I am not a gentleman!

[... Wow, she really IS getting overly upset. ... Eh, she'll figure out what's suddenly decided to bother her later.]

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[kamiyandisease]

W-we're in a pool?! That explains all of the white stuff on the ground! Hey, why ain't I drownin'? Hey, you should be wearin' a top hat and monocle, so that makes you a gentlemen...!

[His drunken curiousity probably isn't helping her case, but certain mysteries must be solved to ease him.]

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[... And it seems her mood has swung in the complete opposite direction. She almost sounds bored when she replies.]

You actually drowned a long time ago. You're now having something known as a "final dream". I won't be wearing a top hat or a monocle in it, though.

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[kamiyandisease]

... Are ya still gonna be weain' that S&M thingy?

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[hackedcode]

Maybe. Maybe not. It depends on how I feel during it.

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[kamiyandisease]

Haaaah...? I could easily see you runnin' around my dream completely naked and not carin'.