Chapter 02 - The Day That Became a Mistake - Horoscopes [Voice/Action]

Nov 25, 2011 11:21

["Face it, you’re a hilarious drunk!"... Was one of the messages and more that Touma had gotten on his journal today. Considering it was a simple prank made by someone on the network, he did not pay it any matter. He came to the conclusion that it was something similar to internet spam in your e-mail account. After that, Touma had decided that he ( Read more... )

underaged drinking is approved in railde, our hero; ladies and gentlemen, what rotten luck, the party don't start till i get drunk, erryday i'm fukou da, i have no luck, this seriously happens in canon, cannot contain my swag, such misfortune, everything is aleister's fault

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[action] oh jeez, this will be good. pepepepen November 25 2011, 23:21:12 UTC
[soooo lucky she wasn't in her towel. soooooo lucky. Cloche is in her room, minding her own business, cooking her breakfast (as well as she can) in her pajamas. You know, the really super girly set, complete with Gergo slippers. She's humming to herself and generally in a good mood...

until she hears the door to her room open. Or maybe it was forced open, she has no idea if she even locked it. Even so, it startles her and she holds up the spoon she was stirring her oatmeal with up defensively. Because, you know, a spoon will be super effective. :|]

Who's there?! If you're here to harm me, prepare to be bludgeoned!

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[action] HERE WE GO kamiyandisease November 26 2011, 00:26:28 UTC
[... Not lucky he can't enblaze that image into his mind. :( Touma just comes wobbling in... Does he smell breakfast? Like oatmeal? He was gonna head somewhere else, but he forgot where. There's food to be eaten. Also he'll be gawking at her attire for a moment before lifting a wobbly hand up.]

...??? Cloche-san? Wow... I didn'ts know you worn so much pink stuff in the mornin'.

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[action] pepepepen November 26 2011, 01:12:42 UTC
[SUCH MISFORTUNE. Maybe next time. But with Touma now... staring, she'll lower the spoon a little.]

...Why are you in my room? You didn't even knock like you did the last time! A-and of course it's pink! I'm a girl!

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[action] kamiyandisease November 26 2011, 03:13:35 UTC
[HIC.] S-s-sorry 'bout that... I'm kinda... [Eyes are kinda going down to her chest-- Nope. Keep your eyes on her face, Touma.]

... I think I gots lost while looking for the shindig in the bombdiggity.

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[action] pepepepen November 26 2011, 21:02:13 UTC
[She'll notice this. She'll narrow her eyes a little, until eyes are back on her face and not her chest.]

...what? You're making less sense than normal.

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[action] kamiyandisease November 27 2011, 03:07:59 UTC
And you are lookin' more attractive than normal... [HIC.] I guess spring time is finally in the air.

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[action] pepepepen November 27 2011, 03:20:40 UTC
[YOU ARE TELLING A LADY THAT SHE LOOKS MORE ATTRACTIVE IN HER PAJAMAS. WHAT IS THIS.]

Wh-- excuse me?! [She sort of tested this during Halloween and a costume and all, but right now being more clothed is appropriate. She'll make herself as clothed as she can get. Thank the goddess for the ability to switch into a costume on the fly. Just... just don't touch her. Magic costumes + Imagine Breaker = ...yeaaaaaah.]

You shouldn't gawk at a lady in her bedclothes, you know! And what do you mean, that 'spring time is finally in the air'?! We're in the winter months!

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[action] kamiyandisease November 28 2011, 21:01:22 UTC
[Did this suddenly become an Edo era skit!? If he was still in his right mind, he would ask her more... intelligently on how she did that, but SOB.]

Hey, hey! How didja do that? And you're the one who's walkin' around like that, so how's can I knows what to look at and what not...!?

... And don't ya know, whenever it's spring time, it means that people start gettin' constipated... [He means 'twitterpated' god why.]

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[action] pepepepen November 29 2011, 02:20:22 UTC
Magic. It's one of the few things I can do without Songs. [One of the few costumes that were taken from her Cosmosphere, at least.]

And that's precisely why I changed! With you acting like... like this, I don't think I could have gotten into my regular clothes without you trying to peep! You might be a little more courteous normally, but like this, I don't know.

...do you mean something else than 'constipated,' Touma?

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[action] kamiyandisease November 30 2011, 03:01:21 UTC
E-ehhh...? Umm... It's not like your regular clothes are any less revealing, but Kamijou-san's ain't complain' with this. [HIC.]

Umm... I dunno! I just know that gettin' constipated is all part of this season! Woof woof!

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[action] pepepepen November 30 2011, 03:39:57 UTC
...I'm going to wear nothing but this around you from now on. [Yes, she's serious.]

[...sigh. Cloche's going to just... not go with it but--] Touma, why are you saying 'woof'?

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[action] kamiyandisease December 3 2011, 00:49:07 UTC
W-whaaaaaat?! D-don't do somethin' like that! It... it's... cutting off your freedom of expression...!

[Blink blink.] Did I really say woof? I thought it was a meow,

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[action] pepepepen December 3 2011, 00:51:49 UTC
Freedom of expression? What are you even talking about? As I said, this is the best way for you to not ogle me as you've been doing! The other option won't cut it, and my regular clothes are too revealing for a lech like you!

...yes, you really said woof. In fact, you said "woof woof!"

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[action] kamiyandisease December 3 2011, 03:51:08 UTC
E-even in my drunken state... Kamijou-san wouldn't... [HIC.] ... Kamijou-san wouldn't... take advantage of the innocent Cloche-san.

Hey... Are we doin' some roleplay now? I didn't think you were into that kinda stuff. [HIC.]

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[action] pepepepen December 3 2011, 04:50:06 UTC
...I'm not sure I can believe that.
[Wait. Back up. Cloche is going to stare at him.]

What.

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[action] kamiyandisease December 3 2011, 05:17:54 UTC
E-eh...? I-I wasn't expectin' this kind of development!

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