Chapter 02 - The Day That Became a Mistake - Horoscopes [Voice/Action]

Nov 25, 2011 11:21

["Face it, you’re a hilarious drunk!"... Was one of the messages and more that Touma had gotten on his journal today. Considering it was a simple prank made by someone on the network, he did not pay it any matter. He came to the conclusion that it was something similar to internet spam in your e-mail account. After that, Touma had decided that he ( Read more... )

underaged drinking is approved in railde, our hero; ladies and gentlemen, what rotten luck, the party don't start till i get drunk, erryday i'm fukou da, i have no luck, this seriously happens in canon, cannot contain my swag, such misfortune, everything is aleister's fault

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 25 2011, 18:28:21 UTC
[ These random fortune messages in the journals were.. pretty weird. And annoying, considering Ange found most of hers pretty lame. Becoming the butt of some joke? Something 'not' being gay? Of course, very funny.

But when she opens the journal later that day and finds that quite.. unique message in a familiar voice, although slurred, she raises an eyebrow. Although the slurring gives her a slight idea of what's going on. ]

No, normally it has fifty-three. We decided to cut some this year. [ Okay, okay, that doesn't mean she won't deadpan as usual first.. ] ... What are you doing, Kamijou-san?

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 19:06:01 UTC
E... eh? Seriously? Why didn't anyone tell me this before...??? [Blink blink. Wait... He knows that voice! That tsundere deadpan tone can only belong to one person.]

... Miko-chan? When did ya arrive to this village thingy? It's been a while since I've seen ya!

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 25 2011, 22:11:00 UTC
[ She's about to answer him, but then.. 'Miko-chan'..? ]

What are you talking about? Who's this.. 'Miko-chan'?

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 23:55:51 UTC
[...? Why is Mikoto acting like she doesn't know herself? He is.. slightly confused.]

...??? Oh, I gets it. You're playin' a game with me! 'Kay, ya gots me. Miko-chan... You're like... one of those powersful Level 5s in Academy City. Ya know... You do that 'biri biri' thing with the electricity and the lightning and the flippin' the coins and shootin'... Zaaaaap!

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 26 2011, 19:59:28 UTC
'Biri biri'.. 'Zaaap'..

Kamijou-san, please tell me you aren't honestly mistaking me for another person, and that this is instead some sort of lame joke you thought would be funny for one reason or another.

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 27 2011, 03:05:11 UTC
No, no! You're the one who's jokin' with me! How can you mistaken yourself for someone else??

.... [HM. Guess he shall have to ask her questions.] What are ya wearin' right now? Do you wear shorts under your skirt? Only Miko-chan does that and crushes innocent dreams for men.

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 27 2011, 15:54:06 UTC
I'm not mistaking myself for a--

[ ... wait, then there's that question, and she stops mid-sentence when the meaning of it dawns upon her. ]

Do you truly think that what I wear under my skirt is any of your business? [ OKAY SHE'S A LITTLE BIT EMBARASSED ABOUT THAT but she's totally not letting on. ] It's not like I'm asking what you wear under your pants.

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 28 2011, 20:44:58 UTC
Eh? You wanna know what I'm wearin'? It's just a pair of a blue boxers. Nothin' big.

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[ voice ] 1 / 2 repudiationist November 28 2011, 20:46:34 UTC
[ . . . . ]

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 28 2011, 20:47:24 UTC
... That wasn't my point, Kamijou-san.

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 28 2011, 20:51:02 UTC
But ya saids that you wanna know what goes on down there...!

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 28 2011, 20:57:41 UTC
That wasn't my wording at all, and it was more to state an example..!

... Either way, did whatever's going on right now do something to you? I assume you normally wouldn't say outrageously embarassing stuff like this. ... At least not as often.

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 28 2011, 21:03:27 UTC
E-ehhh? I think I remember... talkin' to someone who was offerin' alcohol, so I drank it!

It's like a magic elixir without the magic part. Uuu...

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 28 2011, 21:13:24 UTC
[ ... well, that clarifies it. ]

Don't tell me you went ahead and stupidly got yourself drunk just to embarass yourself over the journals.

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease December 3 2011, 00:53:04 UTC
W-why would I wanna embrass myself? [HIC.] I just wanted to ask an important question of importance.

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[ voice ] repudiationist December 3 2011, 14:08:26 UTC
Yes. And you are exactly in your right mind right at this moment to realise that asking whether November really only has thirty-eight days is a completely normal and reasonable important question.

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