Sep 07, 2011 23:50
[The hot springs happen to be a cool place to hang out and relax, right? Maybe you ladies out there had gotten yourself into a dirty battle and wanted to unwind after it. Or maybe you insightful girls were quietly doing an internal monologue as you bathed to yourself. Or you were sharing secrets and spreading gossip about how "Girl A likes Guy B". Or you were in the middle of a super cute water fight with a group of friends.
That's nice! It's great! It works! However, your sexy hot spring shenanigans are going to be cut short... Right this minute.
Something is bubbling and slowly rising from the waters. And that something looks like it has black spiky hair. It doesn't seem to be a girl... No, that is definitely a half-naked male standing up in the middle of the girl's hot springs. At first, he looks dumbfounded and runs a hand through his hair…]
H-huh? Just... where.... [Then he pauses. Knowing his luck, these dangerous kinds of situations happen to him everyday. He... he should start running, shouldn't he?]
--EHHHHH!? W-what's with this new random development!? ... Uuuu... Such misfortune!! I-It would be easier for all of us if we just pretended that I wasn't here in the first place!
[...] L-Let's not resort to meaningless bloodshed! Before you start summoning your strongest techniques and abilities, I-I'm gonna... start running now!
[With that said, if you're around the area of the hot springs (or were summoned by any and all female screaming), free free to bump into Touma who's running for his dear life.]
trophy gained: hentai ja nai,
your god can't save you; but he can,
what rotten luck,
who's feeding index,
i have no luck,
misfortune! misfortune everywhere!,
such misfortune,
ooh mister hero,
achievement unlocked: village pervert,
!action