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[kamileon]

So, as anthologie rightly points out, before you commit a really dumb crime, you should consider if you really want a headline that says "Moron Gets Caught in Stupidest Heist Attempt Ever" plastered across the front page of the news, alongside your photo. However, really, I think that criminals should have more flair than that. You should design a really good headline FIRST, and then come up with the crime to fit it. So, with that in mind, if you were going to commit a crime of any sort (doesn't have to be something as nasty as murder, disturbing the peace is just fine), what would you want your headline to be?

Poll Your Personalized Headline Here!