Sooo Disgusting!
OK, I know I'm gonna squig out a lot of people here...(Not to mention get tons of messages about germs and bacteria) but--
DOES ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE BITE THEIR TOENAILS???? LOL
I'm not talking about ALL THE TIME here, I mean once in a while when there's no nail clippers available and you reeeally need a trim?
Why do I ask? (And for those with weaker stomachs--no, you really don't wanna know so stop reading this right now!! LOL) Because I stubbed my toe the other day. Actually, I rammed that sucker into my car door with all the enthusiasm of Donovan McNabb (Eagles quarterback) kicking a field goal. Unintentionally, of course.
Anyhoodle, so the drive-by stubbing caused my toenail to split and chip like a mofo. Really annoying. It was snagging on everything--socks, rug, hems, covers, extension cords, etc. (I wish I was kidding about the extension cord... Heh.)
Unfortunately, I can't find my nail clippers to save my life right now (my cats seem to think it's another toy for them to play Hide-and-"Let-Mommy-Think-She's-Lost-Her-Effin'-Mind!"-Seek with). Sooooo I thought, "Why not?" Chomp! And there you have it!
OK, now you guys can wax all philosophical on how disgusting I am and how I've most likely given myself lockjaw (tetanus) from this. But hey, at least my toes don't look like THIS...
LOLZ Priceless! I should do this for Halloween!
xoxo
Miss ♥ Mia
DOES ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE BITE THEIR TOENAILS???? LOL
I'm not talking about ALL THE TIME here, I mean once in a while when there's no nail clippers available and you reeeally need a trim?
Why do I ask? (And for those with weaker stomachs--no, you really don't wanna know so stop reading this right now!! LOL) Because I stubbed my toe the other day. Actually, I rammed that sucker into my car door with all the enthusiasm of Donovan McNabb (Eagles quarterback) kicking a field goal. Unintentionally, of course.
Anyhoodle, so the drive-by stubbing caused my toenail to split and chip like a mofo. Really annoying. It was snagging on everything--socks, rug, hems, covers, extension cords, etc. (I wish I was kidding about the extension cord... Heh.)
Unfortunately, I can't find my nail clippers to save my life right now (my cats seem to think it's another toy for them to play Hide-and-"Let-Mommy-Think-She's-Lost-Her-Effin'-Mind!"-Seek with). Sooooo I thought, "Why not?" Chomp! And there you have it!
OK, now you guys can wax all philosophical on how disgusting I am and how I've most likely given myself lockjaw (tetanus) from this. But hey, at least my toes don't look like THIS...
LOLZ Priceless! I should do this for Halloween!
xoxo
Miss ♥ Mia