HOROSCOPES - Oh, the IRONY!! haha
So I'm about to go vaccuum like a demon soccer mom on steroids and fix myself some crunchable squee in preparation for tonight's historic Betty episode when what do my wondering eyes spy at Astrocenter.com?
ARIES LOVESCOPE
Today, September 25th, 2008
This is a day that brings with it a feeling of hope. It seems that you have been pining for that perfect relationship for some time now, as well as trying out every love spell ever invented. The only problem is that nothing seems to work. Perhaps you need to meet some real people rather than reading about them in books. Be brave and get yourself a life!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Not a chance, Astrocenter! At least, not tonight! Maybe tomorrow tho. Tonight is all about Giooooo! :-) *Coughs* I mean, the show. *Angelic smile* Whaaat?
Ironically, I just had my heart completely stomped on and tossed into the nearest trash compacter a month ago by someone who obviously never deserved me in his life to begin with. So, yeah, this horoscope hits home like a sledgehammer through a watermelon for me.
Heh. I even put an Italian whammy on Mr. Heartstomper's lying, faithless ass that would've made my dead bisnonna [great-grandma] Concetta proud. (You don't mess with us Italian chicks, man! We've made an art out of siccing the Evil Eye on you! LOL)
Oh well! Nothing wrong will living vicariously for now! :-) I've got plenty of time left to get my heart smooshed again in the near future. Right now it's Gio Time, baby!
xoxo
Miss ♥ Mia
P.S. And people say horoscopes aren't FOR REALZ? Piff.
ARIES LOVESCOPE
Today, September 25th, 2008
This is a day that brings with it a feeling of hope. It seems that you have been pining for that perfect relationship for some time now, as well as trying out every love spell ever invented. The only problem is that nothing seems to work. Perhaps you need to meet some real people rather than reading about them in books. Be brave and get yourself a life!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Not a chance, Astrocenter! At least, not tonight! Maybe tomorrow tho. Tonight is all about Giooooo! :-) *Coughs* I mean, the show. *Angelic smile* Whaaat?
Ironically, I just had my heart completely stomped on and tossed into the nearest trash compacter a month ago by someone who obviously never deserved me in his life to begin with. So, yeah, this horoscope hits home like a sledgehammer through a watermelon for me.
Heh. I even put an Italian whammy on Mr. Heartstomper's lying, faithless ass that would've made my dead bisnonna [great-grandma] Concetta proud. (You don't mess with us Italian chicks, man! We've made an art out of siccing the Evil Eye on you! LOL)
Oh well! Nothing wrong will living vicariously for now! :-) I've got plenty of time left to get my heart smooshed again in the near future. Right now it's Gio Time, baby!
xoxo
Miss ♥ Mia
P.S. And people say horoscopes aren't FOR REALZ? Piff.