CRAZYOBSESSED: MySpace Twilight Trailer

Oct 12, 2008 17:46

M33P! I tried so hard to avoid this; to avoid all things Twilight related for a couple of weeks so I could desensitize myself to the fanchatter and finally read Breaking Dawn with a fresh perspective.

Yes, I still haven't read it yet. Although I've read more than enough spoilers--including the hilarious commentary by the infinitely talentedcleolinda. Come to think of it, Cleo's reviews are probably better written then Breaking Dawn is! "Oh Edward! Shine on you prissy diamond!" LMAO

N-E-WAY...*AHEM* Like I said, I TRIED to resist! I almost succeeded too. I was T.H.I.S. C.L.O.S.E., y'all! *holds arms out to sides* And then BLAM! I log onto MySpace today and there it is! Taunting me. Flaunting itself like a ho at Sunday mass.

*Booming voice* THE TWILIGHT MOVIE TRAILER-ailer-ailer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!! *BATSHIT SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* I LOVE YOU EDWARD!! I WANT TO SACRIFICE MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE SO I CAN MARRY YOU AND HAVE YOUR MUTANT DEVIL'S SPAWN BABIES!! WHO NEEDS FRIENDS, FAMILY, A FUTURE ANYWAY? PIFF. GIVE ME THE SPARKLECOCK OF LURVE! *twitchtwitchdrool*
Wait... *slapsself* Okay... *Deep breaths* I'm better now... Really. Bella moment. Won't happen again. Promise.

Besides, I'm Jacob's bitch anyway. Gotta remember that. Jacob is DA MAN! Er, dog...Wolf? Yeah, wolf. He's fun, passionate, has a pulse... Oh, and, at worst, his breath smells like kibble. Rock beats scissors, kibble beats uterus. Mmmk? Moving on...

So anyone else out there find your enthusiasm for the movie (and the Twilight Saga in general) renewed now that the newest movie trailers are out?

xoxo
Miss ♥ Mia




 






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