from iggy lol
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I gave mrmysterious a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (639 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
kamikazekazuo
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I broke __brokenshotgun's X-Box (-12 points). In July I turned oh_b in for farting in church (3 points). In August I donated bone marrow to lilazngal87 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (270 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
kamikazekazuo
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I pulled funkyrei's hair (-5 points). In November I broke __brokenshotgun's X-Box (-12 points). In May I set volcomchick143g's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I gave bdn2005 a kidney (1000 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (916 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
kamikazekazuo