Uncertainty

[kamikazeforhire]

You can't rely on much. Not everyone has your best interests in mind. Not every promise is kept. Your friends, though they love you, will make mistakes. From time to time, you will let even yourself down. These are things you will have to learn, and they are not easy lessons to come by. There is, however, one thing upon which you can always rely:




You can always count on little tiny toads to be unquestionably and irrefutably awesome.

xoxo
JG

PS
This is totally the son of the aforementioned Mortimer.