Man-n-nantis!
I was a boy,
Living in the life,
Always being told,
devote yourself to the girl you'll call your wife.
I had my things,
That I would always like,
collecting bugs and video games,
until I had that one incident when I rode my bike.
I found myself a stone,
It glowed all kinda greens,
Before I got home,
I sprouted me some claws and wings,
I became a man-n-nantisss,
with hands a sharp as knivesss,
leap around to corner you,
just before I eat you alivesss!
Ever since that day,
Things have never been the same,
mysterious disappearnces half eaten corpses,
I'm the first they blame!
But I can tell ya now,
They're right nothing wrong with the truth!
Judging by the blood on my scythe,
That assumption would take no slueth!
I'm the new terror in green,
its the new black very sheek,
Although no time for talk,
There's havok to be wreaked!
I am a man-n-nantisss!
What are you pointing guns at me for?
I ain't the mood for toys,
Two bladesss mean I'll cut you in four!
The days go by people die,
Nothing ever changed,
I ate to my fill everyday,
Until there was something science arranged...
They had created another,
They had set her on the loose,
Those dumb bastard were dead,
Have her give me a kick in the kaboose?!
I flew up to confront her,
but I got stopped cold by her eyes,
instinct got the best of me,
I got taken by suprise,
I'm a Man-n-nantissss!
But for some reason I don't feel right,
I look at my arm,
And shesss takin' another bite.
She's a woman-n-nantisss!
Shoulda known typical of the sort,
If I still had my head,
I'd tell her to abort.
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This one was kinda fun to think of. Mantis is one of my favorite insects. XD
Living in the life,
Always being told,
devote yourself to the girl you'll call your wife.
I had my things,
That I would always like,
collecting bugs and video games,
until I had that one incident when I rode my bike.
I found myself a stone,
It glowed all kinda greens,
Before I got home,
I sprouted me some claws and wings,
I became a man-n-nantisss,
with hands a sharp as knivesss,
leap around to corner you,
just before I eat you alivesss!
Ever since that day,
Things have never been the same,
mysterious disappearnces half eaten corpses,
I'm the first they blame!
But I can tell ya now,
They're right nothing wrong with the truth!
Judging by the blood on my scythe,
That assumption would take no slueth!
I'm the new terror in green,
its the new black very sheek,
Although no time for talk,
There's havok to be wreaked!
I am a man-n-nantisss!
What are you pointing guns at me for?
I ain't the mood for toys,
Two bladesss mean I'll cut you in four!
The days go by people die,
Nothing ever changed,
I ate to my fill everyday,
Until there was something science arranged...
They had created another,
They had set her on the loose,
Those dumb bastard were dead,
Have her give me a kick in the kaboose?!
I flew up to confront her,
but I got stopped cold by her eyes,
instinct got the best of me,
I got taken by suprise,
I'm a Man-n-nantissss!
But for some reason I don't feel right,
I look at my arm,
And shesss takin' another bite.
She's a woman-n-nantisss!
Shoulda known typical of the sort,
If I still had my head,
I'd tell her to abort.
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This one was kinda fun to think of. Mantis is one of my favorite insects. XD