Yeah...
So I guess I'm getting a portable brain tumor. A piece of vehicular manslaughter to attach to my face while driving. A genuine annoyance in movie theaters. And the perfect breaker of stealth. FUCKING DAMN IT I'M GETTING A CELL PHONE AND I FUCKING HATE IT!!!! Luckily I haven't received it yet, but its going to be coming and I'll soon be annoyed by it after I'm done having some kemo-fucking-therapy done on my irradiated brain.