Fanfiction makes Sally weep.
KamisButterflies (2:40:05 PM): That reminds me.
KamisButterflies (2:40:16 PM): I wanted to be an hero the other day.
KamisButterflies (2:40:58 PM): Because I made the mistake of looking up TNBC fanfiction on AFF.
KamisButterflies (2:41:03 PM): wtf, man. wtf.
effect expires (2:41:10 PM): hahahaha
effect expires (2:41:16 PM): you're fucking retarded sometimes
KamisButterflies (2:41:24 PM): Imagine for a moment,
KamisButterflies (2:41:36 PM): Jack drawing a nude portrait of Sally on their couch,
effect expires (2:42:05 PM): ...
KamisButterflies (2:42:06 PM): Trying to explain what a period is, because Sally heard the Black Lagoon creature talking about how she had PMS and didn't understand what it meant.
effect expires (2:42:15 PM): oh my god
KamisButterflies (2:43:31 PM): And he's talking about how it's a beautiful change that women go through, all while staring at her tits, and I'm getting these fairly creepy daddy-complex vibes from him.
KamisButterflies (2:43:49 PM): And then she says "Well, why don't I get a period, Jack?"
KamisButterflies (2:44:38 PM): And I FUCKING WISHED that he would have said "Well darling, that's because you're not a woman. You're a horrible abomination against god and all that is holy, created in a lab for an old pervert man's enjoyment."
KamisButterflies (2:45:01 PM): Because that would have made those WASTED 10 minutes of my life seem almost worthwhile.
KamisButterflies (2:45:07 PM): But no. He just says "I don't know."
KamisButterflies (2:45:10 PM): Like wtf. :/
KamisButterflies (2:46:00 PM): And why do I do these things to myself, Li? Sometimes I swear it's because I have no religion. :/
effect expires (2:46:03 PM): hahaha
effect expires (2:46:07 PM): durr